Daddy Im So Horny . PLease Help Me

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

things people do in real world dialogue:

• laugh at their own jokes

• don’t finish/say complete sentences

• interrupt a line of thought with a sudden new one

• say ‘uh’ between words when unsure

• accidentally blend multiple words together, and may start the sentence over again

• repeat filler words such as ‘like’ ‘literally’ ‘really’ ‘anyways’ and ‘i think’

• begin and/or end sentences with phrases such as ‘eh’ and ‘you know’, and may make those phrases into question form to get another’s input

• repeat words/phrases when in an excited state

• words fizzle out upon realizing no one is listening

• repeat themselves when others don’t understand what they’re saying, as well as to get their point across

• reply nonverbally such as hand gestures, facial expressions, random noises, movement, and even silence

very nice eyeball man

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

Just because you did something wrong in the past doesn’t mean you can’t advocate against it now. It doesn’t make you a hypocrite. You just grew. Don’t let people use your past to invalidate your current mindset.

Marvin using his magic?? Yes??

Join my crying club:')

99% of all murders committed by women in ancient greek plays are completely justified

Your pronouns and orientations are not "too complicated" and they never will be. Humans are naturally complex creatures. Happy pride, be yourself in whatever way you can.

THANK YOU!!

Hey, I might be going crazy but I remember you posting something about your Pinterest outfit folder? Is there any way I can find it easily?

I can assure you, you're not going crazy. Here's a link to the board!