we as a fandom need to stop sexualising Dick Grayson and start sexualising Roy Harper
LOOK AT HIM
look at his cunty pose !!
I have been reading a lot of headcanons of the justice league, my favorites are when batman reveals his identity but only to....Green arrow
It's so fun because imagine if for any reason Batman is forced to reveal his identity and everyone thinks he will choose Superman or/and Wonderwoman (because you know THE trinity, the dream team) BUT NO, he chooses green arrow
at this point the justice league already put aside whatever they were doing and start questioning batman, that is to say without hate towards Ollie but he is not the most secretive, nor the most competent, I mean HE IS NOT EVEN THE CLOSEST TO BATMAN, so yes, even Oliver is wondering why him?
and then without anything else Batman does or says some kind of code, at that moment everyone thinks that he must have already lost his mind when they hear the BIGGEST gasp from none other than Green Arrow, now he is running to hug Batman jumping and holding on like a koala while screaming
"WHY YOU NEVER SAID IT BEFORE SILLY"
"so you understand?"
"OF COURSE I UNDERSTAND IT'S OUR SUPER SECRET SUPER BEST FRIENDS CODE"
That's when J'onn leaves the room because he's not going to deal with the nonsense that these supposed heroes are thinking, the earth is doomed with these fools
Flash is screaming terrified that someone replaced Batman and brainwashed Ollie
Aquaman and Captain Marvel are pretending to know whatever is going on because they totally didn't sleep for half of the meeting
Black Canary's eyes are so wide and she looks like she had an epiphany from something Ollie said
Green Lantern still doesn't get over the fact that Batman is revealing his identity? (of course in such a weird way that only one of them understands, fuck him) but at the end of the day revealing his identity?
Wonder Woman and Superman are having a crisis and they are GREEN with envy, because not only did Batman reveal his identity to Green Arrow of all people, but he is also HUGGING him (also, they are the Bat's best friends, thank you very much)
Then Oliver, oblivious to everything, finishes by saying
"Wait, this means I kissed THE KNIGHT OF GOTHAM, THE BATMAN?, wow B you are killing me"
everyone explodes
totally based on this amazing post
reblog if youโre okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics
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As a follow up to my pinned post:
What kind of disguise would Buffy wear as a dc superhero?
Buffy wears her day clothes to patrol in her series but in a comic or animated show she would need to wear a outfit that is easily recognised.
It should also hide her identity. Buffy still has somewhat of a private life and I think she would like to keep it that way.
I personally think she wouldnโt wear a full body costume but more something like Zatanna.
But is should still suit her styleโฆ
If anyone has ideas please share ๐
My friend and I talked about this the other day and we decided that:
Bruce is the intestine
Dick is the heart
Alfred is the lungs
Damian is the peripheral nervous system
Barbara is the brain
Cass is the skin
Jason is the kidneys
Stephanie is the stomach
โนโ โ And Tim is the spleen โนโ โ
hi!! does roy have a music taste or favorite type of music indicated in canon? if so, what is it?
Hi, thanks for the ask!
Speaking canonically there are only two examples of Royโs music taste I can think of . The first and most obvious one is the fact he was in a rock band-
And the second is that he attended Woodstock โ99
There are probably more examples but these are all I can think of off the top of my head, hope this helps!
(loving sigh.) Barbara Gordon...
These are DC comics characters that should be bisexual but arenโt because of the writers being cowards
so embarrassing when i forget im checking someone's blog and i start scrolling through and liking and reblogging shit as if it's just my dash. it feels like wandering into someone else's apartment and not noticing and making myself lunch
๐๐๐ก / ๐๐๐๐๐ weยดre just two lost souls smimming in a fishbowl, year after year ๐ ๐
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