Nuka45326644 - Hips Lied To Me

Ok so here are some of my among us tv show predictions cause that's happening

1. There are gonna be 15 crewmates 2 of witch are gonna be imposters there are also gonna be 3 baby crewmates and 1 baby Imposter

2. There are gonna be 12 episodes and every other episode someone will die

3. the first episode will have every one on the astronaut space program training thing this is the most calm episode

5. Episode 2 will end with a death and 3 will have everyone play detective and try to find the inposters no one will be voted out though

6. 4 will have nothing plot related and would just be character focused 5 some one else will die and imposter 1 will be found out

7. This cycle will continue until episode 12 where imposter 2 in a last ditch attempt to kill off the remaining crew sabotages the oxygen and goes on a killing spree witch kills off 1 crew member. He is stoped and the oxygen is fixed and the ship arrives at the alien planet poules (I think that's how its spelled)

I lived bitches

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NAHHHH MAN

THE GIRLS CALL ME BANJO KAZOOIE THE WAY I NEVER STAY FOR BREAKFAST I JUST NUTS AND BOLTS!!!

I mean on one hand I think he’s a dilf on the other hand, he’s probably an abuser who’d hit on under age women…… but still he’s a dilf

^tagged by @soctherapy but the post was getting too long

this isnt a win for me.......

Tags!: @rae-unbeloved @lil-gae-disaster @fictionalcharactergraveyard @livelaughlovelams @alexanderhamiltonhasafatass

If I was an danganronpa character i would want to be the ultimate shitposter

Can someone please tell me where the fuck are y’all getting the images from the cult of the lamb book, is it out? Did it leak?

I love how no one is mentioning the naked narinder in the background

BAM LOOK DRUNK SCENE IS REALLY NOW, BOOZE IS CANON

DRUNK SCENE DRUNK SCENE CANON CANON LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

in honor of this im about to start posting drunk/wedding/bonfire chapter snippets and a comic i had made slkdghlsd. I was gonna wait but now its time

Huge ass lemonade I got at food truck festival

This is one of my favorite songs of all time and I don’t know why

I blame moral oral

Anyone want to sell there soul to me?