PROMISE KEPT: Future Paradox Cursola!!! Rock/Grass

Because splatoon 3 has been out for over 2 months I think it's OK for me to share this

The myth, the legend, the monster. Lotta rumors flying around about this "Captain 3" in Splatsville.

hangin’ round on @musashi ’s oot stream and we talked abt Fi n Navi hanging out so may i now present ✨them✨

Getting this line is honestly one of the only reasons why I do the Academy Ace Tournament. This warms my heart a lot.

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Always

corrupted agents request from twitter its really shitty because i am so tired

It gets even better when you combine it with the fact that Inko met All For One's subordinates and knows their names, and all of them are scared to death of her

The dad-for-one theory is ESPECIALLY fun if you pair it with the theory that Inko is Nana Shimura’s daughter.

Like “I’m gonna do everything in my infinite power to destroy the life of your son, I’m gonna take your grandson under my wing and use him for my own nefarious purposes, and I’m gonna fuck your daughter.”

so i was scrolling through twitter and found this tweet, is the part about octavio true or just a strange translation? i don't think you translated the part before the interview that appears to be a summary of the events leading up to octo expansion so i couldn't check. (it's like 2 am for me at the time of writing this so i hope this makes sense)

NO WAYYYYY im running. im running to the magazine. i skipped that section because i thought itd just be old news but... its true (text is cut off a little but...)

"Even now, the leader of the Octarians, General DJ Octavio, due to injuries sustained from losing the Great Turf War, became no longer able to take on his humanoid form"

age old octavio lore mystery solved... in a random fucking magazine.

I want a Crash Bandicoot and Sonic The Hedgehog Crossover.

i don’t know why my brain works this way