Yes, I Do Requests!

Mammon: Hey Lucif-

Lucifer, at his desk with a bunch of bills in front of him: Mammon, for the sake of my blood pressure I'm going to ask you to not finish that sentence.

Mammon:

Mammon: -fer, I was wondering if-

Lucifer: (livid)

Hi! I have no idea if your requests are open or not. But if they are, can you do some cuddling headcanons with the twins? (Thank you! Also this is my first time ever submitting an ask ever sorry if I came off as weird or anything.)

Omg, hi! Sorry it took so long for me to answer, hope I made these to your satisfaction! And no worries, it didn’t come off weird.

Beelzebub:

This boy really likes cuddling with you

He honestly just sees a prolonged hug as a cuddle, though

He’ll be cuddling you in the kitchen most of the time, because then he can snack on the job.

He’s so big, so it just feels like you’re being hugged by a marshmallow

A giant, muscular marshmallow

His favorite way to cuddle you is for you to lay down on his chest so he can make sure you’re safe while cuddling

The boy is basically a giant puppy, so he just loves being with you

Belphegor:

Sorry, you thought his brother loved cuddles? You’d best prepare yourself for the cuddle master!

This guy will cuddle you anywhere

Couch, bed, the floor, you name it!

He just loves being able to hold you and then fall asleep

He smells like sleep, and that doesn’t really help if you’re trying to stay awake

His favorite way to cuddle you is to use you as a pillow! (How flattering)

No, seriously. He loves laying his head on your chest or your lap and then... fall asleep.

You don’t even have to ask for cuddles from this guy, it’s like he has a sixth sense for this sort of thing

Okok so, how about a mc whos like, crackhead. Snorting, wheezing, setting things on fire, or like, touching them with the baby hands. Idk, just being crazy, but in a good way. Like hiding little babies or randomly screaming. Sorry this is my first ask so euheuuehhue

Okay, damn get them in an asylum ASAP. Acting more demonic than the actual demons. (Also, you didn’t specify which characters you wanted me to do, so I just did all the brothers if that’s okay.)

Lucifer:

Does not appreciate you setting things on fire

Just because you’re in actual hell doesn’t mean everything has to be on fire, MC

Also pesters you for hiding babies because Diavolo doesn’t approve

Was worried at first about all the wheezing and snorting being a sort of illness, but gets used to it after a while

You’re like the opposite of what he needs right now, causing so much chaos while he’s trying to keep some form of order.

Please don’t touch him with the baby hands. You will lose them.

I can’t decide between you causing him to loosen up a bit or have to keep an even tighter hold on a set of rules.

If you want to randomly scream, do it away from him because he will freak out

Mammon:

Honestly, same

Was already planning to set things on fire for insurance, then you beat him to it.

Hiding babies? He’s got a bit of a moral compass when it comes to that sort of thing, but you’re already doing it so why not get money for returning them?

Please don’t randomly scream. His human could’ve been in danger and just why would you do that to his poor heart

He’s already touching things with his hands to try to swipe it, so he doesn’t really mind that you’re doing it too (unless you get more than him)

Still worried about the wheezing being a sickness because he knows that humans are fragile and he doesn’t want them dead

Overall, stop making him worry about his human (not that he’ll ever admit it)

Leviathan:

Thought the human Mammon brought home was faulty

Do nOt ToUcH tHE ruRIcHaN figUrEs

He doesn’t like fire either

Stop hiding the babies in his room, please. He’s trying to focus on his games and he can’t do that if there’s childish screaming coming from under his bed

Same rules apply for you randomly screaming

The boi just wants to be left alone to his anime

Satan:

You being crazy is like a double-edged sword for him

On one hand, seeing you commit arson with Lucifer frantically trying to extinguish everything puts a smile on his face

On the other hand, your shenanigans could disrupt his reading

Hiding little babies is a bit weird for him, as he doesn’t really appreciate sitting on the couch to read only to find their neighbour’s child is underneath said couch and keeps interrupting him by screaming while he can’t identify where it’s coming from

Satan wasn’t too worried about the wheezing, as he knew that sometimes humans just did that

Don’t touch the books.

Trust me, you don’t want to

Asmodeus:

Your screaming has, more than once, made him mess up his makeup. He was not amused.

Tries to use make you look like a homeless person cuz you already act the part and he’ll have someone record him giving you food out on the streets to gain popularity.

Whether that bothers you or not is debatable

The hiding babies thing is a weird situation for him

Because on one hand, he hates how he finds small children lying around and them screaming also makes him mess up his makeup

But on the other hand, he loves finding them so he can dress them up in all sorts of cute little outfits and posting them on Devil gram

DO NOT SET HIS ROOM ON FIRE

OR HIS BATHROOM FOR THAT MATTER

Keeps giving you all sorts of ointments that are supposed to help with wheezing, though you probably don’t use them anyway.

Beelzebub:

*CONCERN*

Always worried when you scream randomly because he knows humans are fragile, and will come running to see what the hell is happening only to find you happily humming on the ground

Keeps freaking out every time he finds babies and will beg you not to

He’s worried he’ll eat one of them thinking they’re a dumpling and he really doesn’t want that on his conscience 

Really worried about people getting hurt, so plz don’t set stuff on fire

Keeps giving you food he thinks will get rid of your wheezing and snorting.

Doesn’t mind you touching things with the baby hands, though if they’re not your baby hands he’s got a problem

Stop giving him heart attacks, MC

Belphegor:

Loves how your chaos upsets Lucifer

Will sometimes set things on fire with you if he’s not too tired

Hides babies with you because he likes freaking his brothers out

Once taped a baby to the underside of Lucifer’s chair and laughed the entire time Lucifer spent looking for the source of crying while trying to do his paperwork

Sleeps right through your random screams

Is a bit worried about the snorting and wheezing, but got used to it after a while

You guys are partners in crime now

Hope this was decent! I had no idea what to do so I was just making it up as I went along  😅

Wow, I've never played something like this before! Hope I can answer it well...

I'll be tagging @belphs-bedroom and I guess @beel-t

Name: Call me Jade, cuz that's what I like to go by

Gender: Female

Sexuality: Pretty sure I'm straight

Height: Probably 5ft 2in

Languages: English, learning Japanese and the undecieferable language of my sister

Nationality: A bit everywhere, tbh. Mostly American though.

Current time: 1:13 AM bc sleep is for the weak

Favorite season: Winter! I just love being able to mess around in the snow outside, and the experience of coming inside to hot chocolate and warm blankets is amaaazing! Not to mention winter fashion!

Favorite smell: My mom's homemade pizza gives off this wonderful aroma, it just smells perfect to me!

Favorite color: I love a basically every blue there is, and I've recently taken an interest in the pastel color area!

Favorite animal: I would have to say a peacock is my favorite. They're just so fabulous and their tails are wonderfully inspiring and almost hypnotizing with beauty!!

Favorite fictional character: Ummm...I have a lot so I'm just going to name a few

Leviathan (Obey Me)

Ron Weasely (Harry Potter)

707 (Mystic Messenger)

Literally every character expect grape-head and flame dad (My Hero Academia)

Normal Amount of sleep: Maybe 9 hours in the summer and about 6-8 during school times.

Coffee, tea or hot chocolate?: 110% hot chocolate for me!

Number of blankets you sleep with: Kinda weird question but I only sleep with one weighted blanket. (Does that count as two...?)

Dream trip: I guess I'd love to be able to go to Japan one day. I went once as a kid, but of course I don't remember anything, so I'd love to go and see what there is to see!

Dream job: Pediatrician! I'm quite good with kids, and I'm interested in biology, so y not?

Random fact: I'm lowkey obsessed with all things supernatural and magic, and I'm completely and utterly addicted to video games. So...uh...yeah.

Byeee

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The Brothers as Random Texts I've sent in the last 24 hours

Satan: I'm not FUCKING ANGRY I'm just being a sarcastic bitch

Leviathan: I'm not good at insulting people BUT IF I WAS You'd be SO roasted rn

Beelzebub: Currently eating a tomato like an apple because I want to eat but I also need to be healthy

Asmo: How do I brag without sounding like a narcissistic bitch

Belphegor, replying: You already are a narcissistic bitch

Asmo: I know but how do I not SOUND like one

Can I get some Mammon fluff where he learns that MC was a con-artist on her world? Thanks

Of course!

Mammon would definitely be surprised that you were a con artist, or at least at first!

He’ll definitely try to get you in on his scheming because you used to do it so you must be a professional, right??

Whether you’re phenomenal at it or not, he’ll 100% be roping you into one of his schemes to get more money.

He was probably doing most of them to be able to gawk at the amazing lies you told other demons to get Grimm.

If you’d sworn off con artistry due to some reason or another, Mammon will not leave you alone until you at least teach him how to be a better liar.

“YOU SHOULD BE HONORED THE GREAT MAMMON IS ALLOWING YOU TO TEACH HIM HOW TO LIE!!!”

Please teach him, he needs to be able to get away with things.

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and your for us.

MC: Wow Mammon is so graceful and beautiful

Mammon: *trips on his own foot and falls onto the floor*

MC: Gorgeous