Thor: The Dark World (liveblog) [x]
I love this moment. I have to admit, I saw the twist coming a mile away, given that we’d deliberately seen that magic creating real-looking copies in the prison scene not too far back and when they deliberately cut away from a plan, you know they’re cooking up something to be a twisty surprise, but that doesn’t lessen the impact of how great this moment was, when Frigga just casually steals a sword from a passing Einherjar without him even noticing. YOU CANNOT TELL ME THAT LOKI DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO PICKPOCKET PEOPLE OR LIFT THEIR WEAPONS WHEN THEY’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND THAT HE TOTALLY LEARNED IT FROM HIS MOM. I’m just imagining all the times when Loki was younger and she showed him the best way to lift something off someone who was marching by versus how to pick the pocket of someone standing and talking versus probably even how to snatch something up while you were moving around with either other, whether fighting or walking together. It was a bit frustrating for him at first, Loki never took to physical things terribly well, but once he’d mastered it, he was truly a master of it. He never took too many things and kept them, because what did he need for shiny things, when his family has like infinity amounts of money, but he liked the challenge and Frigga always approved when he just lifted something off a visiting guest and then laid it out somewhere where they’d later find it. Loki had the fun of the challenge and the fun of them going WTF WHO STOLE MY FAMILY’S HEIRLOOM SWORD BECAUSE I WILL— oh wait there it is sorry, and he could act indignant on Asgard’s behalf, meanwhile laughing at them the whole time. And Frigga tried to be scolding, but she was just so happy to see her darling little boy causing mostly harmless mischief.
Does things like:
Making smoothie for his team
Chopping wood for a teammate
Repairing a tractor for the teammate
Playing paper football
Doing dishes
Tinkering in the garage
Building a bar with his science bro
And does not know what art is
Loki: I don’t die often
Loki: but when I do, I don’t
Thor:
Thor: you need therapy
Tony: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Stephen: What did you do?
Tony: Nobody died.
Stephen: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Tom Hiddleston as Loki in The Avengers (2012)
Loki was 16/17 in 2012.
(I still love Lokius, but everyone forget that)
As much unrealistic it is for the character, I’m really glad that Tom Hiddleston looks older than 13 years years ago because otherwise this:
Would have just been illegal …
Stephen: Where are you going? Tony: Hell, eventually.
James: guys I think I’m homophobic…
Remus (who James helped asked Sirius out): okay…. Why do you think that?
James: I saw Regulus holding hands with Barty and it made me so physically ill I had to leave the room
Sirius (who knows Reg is fake dating Barty to help him make Evan jealous): I don’t think youre homophobic mate, I think you wanna fuck my brother
Sam: You could have announced yourself.
Kate: Hi, I’m Kate. I’m crawling through the crawl space.
This does apply to them both.
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