Bonus- Bucky Wouldn't Let Sam Fall Either...

Wille, after Simon kissed him during the costume party: maybe life does have a meaning after all

Simon: that kiss was a mistake

Wille: oh

Wille: I hope I die

@ the TVA

Loki: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Loki: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

Wille: So I'll start by introducing myself. I'm-

[Simon enters the room]

Wille: -very gay and very single

You know what, take my Loki headcanons:

(I use he/she/they for Loki here)

•Central heterochromia. Because screw it. This is how I'm choosing to end the green eyes vs blue eyes debate.

•They used to love sleeping and would make sure to get enough rest when he was younger. As years went by, after some traumatic experiences that caused nightmares, sleeping became an issue. That peaceful sleeping scene we saw in the series is a rare occurence, most likely caused by a mix of exhaustion and Mobius's soothing presence.

•Used to pretend to be sick and hurt for attention as a child. As Loki got older, Frigga became the only person that still cared, and she was also the only one he felt even slightly bad lying to, so he just stopped (this one isn't exactly mine, except the Frigga part).

•Enjoys poetry. Had the Asgardian equivalent of an edgy phase and used to write terrible "dark" poems. Thor took a while to stop teasing them over it.

•Still writes poems sometimes, though his writing style changed a lot.

•Used to overwork themself with learning new spells and other skills.

•Basically, due to constanly being in Thor's shadow, whenever she found something to be good at, they wold hyperfixate on it to the point of neglecting self care. Frigga would have to literally pull him away from his studies for them to eat/drink/sleep/take baths.

Planning to make headcanons about his relationship with his family and also about her bissexuality/gender fluidity, but right now I'm kinda sleepy so take this.

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Marvel Studios Assembled: The Making of Loki Season 2 (2023)

More like..

Simon: fuck the royals

Simon: *gets fucked by the royal*

Simon : fuck the royals

Simon : *fucks the royals*

felice: going into plan b?

simon: technically, this would be plan g.

felice: how many plans do we have? is there like a plan m?

simon: yeah but august dies in plan m.

wille: i like plan m.

current thoughts are of intern peter au , nobody knows he’s spider-man and he doesn’t directly work with tony BUT he does work on a lot of stark tech and practically develops the stuff but it goes uncredited because the higher ups are the ones meant to be working on it. he’s completely fine with this— interning here has been a dream come true and spider-man takes most of his free time up anyways, he doesn’t have time to be upset.

i just think that it’s not practical to believe that stark industries has always been COMPLETELY without corruption, big corporations are always filled with ego fueled bosses and managers and stark industries isn’t any different, the only difference is when pepper or tony find out about it they put in the work to resolve it.

pepper dragging tony to a meeting, some presentation of his teams latest product— they’ve been trying to focus on sustainability. ten minutes in and tony knows that these guys have no idea what they’re talking about, the product itself was great— but ask a question about the calculations or future advancements and it’s quiet.

cue tony telling friday to find and call up whoever worked on the project, in comes a really concerned and kind of sweaty peter parker ( he just barley made it to the internship on time. )

that’s all i got sorry the rest is in my brain rn

Peter: "Go hang a salami" backwards is "I'm a lasagna hog". Natasha: How did either of those sentences occur naturally for you to discover this?

Tony: I feel like sherlock holmes right now.

Stephen: I would say the same thing..