Ocielot - Revolver Ocelot Meowing [10 Minute Version]

born to meet you

he was the first thing that came to mind when i saw this

on the subject of it often being out of character for characters to be having carefully negotiated bdsm sex in smut fics: 90% of metal gear ships are insane toxic yaoi and would definitely be having sex that is neither safe nor sane and only borderline consensual HOWEVER otacon and snavid would be thoroughly negotiating kinks before during and after sex like theyre doing mission briefings on a codec call

i actually love him so dearly

yes, based on the fact that it says otacon is jewish, i see strangelove as matrilineally jewish. i think a lot of people use her existence to say oh, him being jewish was retconned out, but who’s to say she wasn’t jewish? jews have lived in the uk for hundreds of years, and she is from the city (manchester) with the second largest jewish population in the country (after london) and besides the fact that she is british and from manchester we know nothing about her family history so there’s literally nothing to say she isn’t jewish.

i do think huey’s side was jewish too, bc i think that was meant to be the implication originally…even if huey is shit representation lol…

obviously none of these characters are religious, they’re all scientists with a bit of a reddit athiest vibe to them, but judaism is an ethnoreligion so you can be jewish without being observant. you can even celebrate holidays and stuff without really believing. i think otacon was raised secular, but jewish enough that he had a very cringe bar mitzvah with a nerdy theme (exact theme tbd, it would have been in 1993 so idk what nerd shit was big then, taking suggestions) because i think that would be funny.

i consider myself the ceo of jewish otacon. i bring a “did you know a 1998 handbook for metal gear solid 1 listed otacon’s ethnicity as jewish american, and while that was never elaborated upon, it was never contradicted either?” vibe to the fandom that is mildly annoying.

sunny !!!

If only I’d tried to get out sooner…

all the designs I've done so far for my magical girl au + some extras (I'll do a full body of raiden soon)

my own opinions on taylor swift are top secret but u guys need to know that i am not calling ocelot a swiftie as a compliment to her or him. he’s a blond fake southern nepo-baby who goes bonkerballs insane over a completely mid dude. it’s self recognition thru the other.

edit: ok actually. changing my url after 1 day to be more marketable because i didn’t want people to be offput by swiftie-ism. swiftieocelot -> ocielot