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Bag pula, sincer.

CUM CÂCAT SĂ IASĂ AUR PE LOCU DOI LA PARLAMENTARE, MĂMICĂĂĂĂĂĂĂĂ

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Hello.

Hi Bucharest and Ilfov (and other close by locations) based Romanians!

People are planning everyday protests against Călin Georgescu from 19:00 at Universitate.

If you can, go.

The police has been civil and cooperative as far as I've heard, even removing somebody who showed up with a Bible.

Update:

Update 2:

"‼️Mesaj de maxima importanta‼️

Se apropie ora 19:00, ne vedem din nou la TNB‼️

S-au vehiculat informatii cum ca nu se mai tine manifestul, acestea sunt eronate!! Ne vom strange in fiecare zi pana la alegeri, see you there‼️

Acesta NU este un protest, este un manifest pentru democrație, un manifest pentru informarea cetatenilor despre cat de nociv pentru societate este un regim fascist!

ACESTA ESTE UN MANIFEST:

1. PASNIC! Tot ce vrem este sa ne spunem nemultumirile, exista toleranta 0 pentru orice fel de agresiune!

2. FARA ORGANIZATOR! Nu avem pe cineva care ne repezinta, asta spuneti de cate ori vorbiti cu politia sau presa, oamneii pur si simplu au iesit in strada.

3. CARE NU ATACA O PERSOANA ANUME! Nu suntem acolo ca sa defaimam pe cineva, luptam impotriva unei ideologii politice pentru o societate democratica si ATAT!

dar!!

- "nu exista organizator" oricand vb cu presa sau politie

- if police violence, fie ne strangem toți armloc, fie dispersare daca dau cu gaze, but fyi they were really nice, they work by order and the order is to protect us din ce pare.

-nu-i lasam sa ne disloce. (worst case scenario)

- for extra safety puteti purta masti daca nu vreti sa va apara fata

- legat de legionari care sa se tina dupa noi, sa comita acte de violenta: avem niste contacte ig working on it

- incercati sa lay low inainte si dupa, pancarte insemne ca sa nu fiti usor de reperat and stick to places cu jandarmi and most importantly impreuna.

- be aware of ur surroundings, nu lsati oameni sa mearga singuri cu politia, filmati daca e ceva.

- again "theres no organiser", "s-a spus la protest sa venim azi"

- daca vreti sa reprezentati studenti si sa fie asta un statement puteti sa va organizati niste pancarte si sa stick together as a group.

- being aware of ur surroundings also means sa verificati cat de cat oamenii din jur, daca chantuiesc, cum se comporta, cum arata mici simboluri whatever sau semne care fac sa para ca cineva nu e de acord cu ce se jntampla/ vrea sa disturbe protestul.

- daca vedeti ceva dubios sau se intampla langa voi anuntati jandarmeria/people u trust

Pentru cine doreste sa participe astazi la manifestare acestea sunt reguli bune de urmat pentru a fi in siguranță si scopul manifestării"

Please refer to this document for a list of chants during the protest:

Google Docs

Chants anti C.G.

Chants idei: Tinerii va cer in cor nu votati un dictator Iubirea de tara nu e legionara Georgescu georgescu noul ceaușescu Călin Georgescu

Would appreciate if people reblog this version instead

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I love this so much, honestly. You, as an australian, understood more of this than most highschool students here in Romania about these events. Kudos to you!

and now, a dramatic and not necessarily historically accurate re-enactment of the unification of the principalities of moldavia and wallachia, as understood by one very stupid australiancă who really should be doing more productive things, îmi pare rău everyone

please correct me wherever necessary, it is the only way i will learn :)

(into the time machine we go)

Negru Vodă: *și-a lui ceată, toți voinici cu fruntea lată*

Me: not that far back

(the 15th to 19th centuries, pretty much)

Moldavia and Wallachia: *get kicked around by the ottomans*

Moldavia and Wallachia: *get kicked around by the Russians*

Moldavia and Wallachia: this is such bullshit

the Crimean War: *occurs*

Moldavia and Wallachia: oh fuck off

(the Treaty of Paris, 1856)

The powers: Well we probably could give you a proper unification, but the broader geopolitical situation, you know.

The powers: So it's back to the Ottomans with you two.

The powers: But the Sultan is going to set up focus groups so you can come up with how you want to run your little principalities and we'll tell you if it's ok.

(the Ad-Hoc Divans, 1857)

(I just like saying "Ad-Hoc Divans")

Moldavian separatists: *steal the election*

Moldavian unionists: Hey!

the Ottomans (pro-separatist): la la, nothing to see here

England and France (pro-unionist, I guess, if they have to): no, do it again

Wallachia: some of us got it right first time

(the Paris Convention, 1858)

The powers: (are they still going on about this? how can we make them go away without destabilising the region, fucking eastern europe we s2g)

The powers: We have read your demands and we all had a good laugh! Here's what we are actually prepared to give you.

The powers: Now why don't you each go and elect a domnitor.

The unionists: *read the convention*

The unionists: *notice a loophole*

The unionists: you know what would be hilarious?

(5/17 ianuarie 1859)

Moldavia: We elect Cuza as our domnitor.

the entire population of Iași: *goes off*

G. Sturdza: dammit that should have been me

the unionists: shouldn't have been a Russian agent then

(24 ian and also 5 feb)

the unionists: oh shit we want Cuza but he doesn't have the support of the conservatives

Wallachian liberals: mobilise the populace!

Wallachian conservatives: vaiiiiiiii this decision is too hard

over 30 thousand people converging on the Assembly:

Wallachia: ...We also elect Cuza as our domnitor.

the entire population of București, probably: *goes off*

(then)

The powers: *19th century diplomatic keysmash*

The powers: You can't do that!

The United Principalities: Show us in this convention where it says the domnitors have to be two different people.

The powers: ...

The powers: All right but you're still not a real country.

Cuza: hold my țuică

(epilog)

Romania: Can we have Bessarabia back now?

Russia: NO

Mihai Eminescu: you will be hearing about this

Eminescu: give me a minute

Ro : Mă piș în ea de viață că trebuie să scriu așa ceva, dar fiindcă e adevărat, vă spun:

Eng : Fuck my life (lit. translation: i'm pissing on this life) because I have to write something like this, but because it's true, I say:

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o să mă mărit cu boromir

ROMANIA MENTIONED!!!!!

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