Zim

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

Gir

yippeee!!! ^_^ *DIES IN THE EXPLOSION*

The boop-o-Meter is the best thing I've seen on Tumblr in a while

Last night i had a dream that a movie theater was playing a movie on April 1st and it was just a rick roll for an hour and a half

"Um I'm pretty sure I know what I'm doing" *proceeds to fuck everything up*

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

It is the annual time of year where you can steal...

But only candy

You herd of spin the bottle now introducing spin the knife whoever it lands on you have to stab.

Someone:are you a boy or a girl

Me: I'm a rat

Someone: what

Me: a ŔÅŤ

Beware of werewolf jesus