Happy Transgender Day Of Visibility!

You've heard "every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough" now get ready for:

"Every animal is a pet if you're brave enough!"

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

Everyone has their drugs may it be meth, cocaine, crushed up Smarties for some reason but mine is the best for it it's strawberry flavored.

Me: i think i will do some tomfucklery

Oldest sibling: i think not

Me:

Them:

Me:

Them: not without me

Ratatouille and Frankenstein are the same thing

I AM THE SMARTEST IDIOT I KNOW I AM THE EMBODIMENT OF IRONY!!

What the hell?

Headcanon: Danny and sam from Danny phantom are a t4t couple.

My new year's resolution is to stop being a people pleaser so if you're an asshole to me expect the same energy right back at you.

THIS IS MY PURGE NOW FUCKERS

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame