Reblog Only If You’ve Received Less Than 1000 Boops! We Can All Get Each Other To “max”

Ratatouille and Frankenstein are the same thing

Zombie apocalypse but the zombies can still function as humans and they work at walmart.

"this is fred he has been working here for 162 years and not once called in sick".

"you can't call in sick when you're dead Kathryn".

A nap is just a snack of sleep

That poor duck :(

LEGO - Rubber Duck 

They smol

tiny friend

Everyone time I have to Google online slang for the meaning I feel like a divorce dad trying act cool around my teen child

i don't care if he has committed crimes he's just a little guy

Rebloging as a gay man

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

It's pride month you know what that means

Kiss her

Kiss him

Kiss them

Eat garlic bread

Rob that bank

Do whatever you want if anyone tells you can't throw something at them

It's be gay do crime not be straight and lame

Beware of werewolf jesus