My Intrusive Thoughts Won During Kitty Cards When I Saw This Face And I Had To Photoshop The Shitpost.

We will get those next?!

Holy shit these are beautiful 😭

Ok but leaving the gushing aside for a bit, please don't let this new 4 star distract you from the fact that Sylus is still missing his standard content!

9 months in and we still only have

6/18 3 stars

6/18 4 stars

1/3 free companions

1/3 anecdotes

1/2 bonds

1/2 free 4 star solar pairs

Additionally, they have yet to increase Sylus' affinity cap, despite several players having reached it already. Nor have they shown any indications that they will increase it.

Don't let the release of this new 4 star fool you into believing that this is a sign that the company is listening to us or trying to put things right. It's not. The 4 star is a 10 days with you card. It was something that was always scheduled to happen around this time, with or without our recent complaints.

Don't let this distract you from the drop rate scam (a fact that was even reported on by the CN government on World Consumer Rights Day).

Don't let it stop you from complaining to the company. Don't ever stop demanding your rights as a consumer. It is only when we speak up — whether with our words or with our wallets — that change might happen. If we are complacent, then we will keep getting fucked over. And when I say "we" I am not strictly referring to Sylus mains, but every single player.

the lads, their mcs, and their blobbus

Saw some shitty hot take about how people who want to play Light and Night shouldn't mention a global version and just stop being lazy and put in the effort to play on the existing servers and get by using fan translations.

Girl, I don't speak or read Chinese or Korean. So instead of being patient and saying I hope a global version becomes available so I can support the game and enjoy it in a language I understand, I should rely on translations by a random fan who may or may not be doing them correctly and could also stop them at any moment?? On a game that I'd be giving real life money to???

The gatekeeping is unreal. The privilege is unreal. I can be patient and wait and if they choose not to make an English version, okay, that's life. Calling people lazy for not wanting to fumble around and have 3 extra screens open to cross-reference and understand what they're even looking at or doing is so elitist, I can't take people seriously at all.

Don't touch the grass, please mow the entire lawn.

LaDS Memories Statistics

I had way too much fun and spent way too much time making all of this so YOU get to see it on your dash idc Character specific stats under the cut ↓ And if you're here for the raw data, and I'm talking excel sheet style, scroll to the end of the post!

Total number of memory cards: 293.

Character balance: 🥇 25.9% - Rafayel (76 cards) - 1 card every 5.9 days since release 🥈 25.6% - Zayne (75 cards) - 1 card every 6 days since release 🥈 25.6% - Xavier (75 cards) - 1 card every 6 days since release 🥉 13.7% - Sylus (40 cards) - 1 card every 6.8 days since release ⚪ 9.2% - Caleb (27 cards) - 1 card every 3 days since release

Stellactrum (color) balance: 🥇 19.1% - Pink (56 cards) 🥈 18.4% - Red (54 cards) 🥉 16.4% - Green (48 cards) ⚪ 16.1% - Purple (47 cards) ⚪ 15.7% - Yellow (46 cards) ⚪ 14.3% - Blue (42 cards)

Rarity balance: 🥇 42.0% - 4 Star (123 cards) 🥈 30.7% - 5 Star (90 cards) 🥉 27.3% - 3 Star (80 cards)

Xavier

Color

Xavier's colors are Yellow and Green, with 17 cards each, and those 2 make up 45.3% of all his cards.

Xavier's Yellow cards make up 37% of all Yellow cards.

While his Green cards make up 35% of all Green cards.

The color he has the least is Blue and Purple, with 8 cards each, which respectively make up for 19% of all Blue cards and 17% of all Purple cards.

Rankings: 🥇 Yellow and Green (17 cards) 🥈 Red (13 cards) 🥉 Pink (12 cards) ⚪ Blue and Purple (8 cards)

Rarity

Xavier has 33 4-star cards, that's 44% of all his cards.

he has the same amount of 3 and 5-star cards and that's 21. They each make for the 2 remaining 28% of all his cards.

His 5-star represent 11.2% of all cards, and 23.3% of all 5-stars.

His 4-star are 7.1% of all cards, and 26.8% of all 4-stars.

And his 3-star make up for 7.1% of all cards, and 26.2% of all 3-stars.

Rarity and color

Out of all his 5-stars, 33.4% are Yellow and 28.5% are Green.

He only has 1 Blue 5-star and 1 Purple 5-star, they each make 4.7% of all his 5-stars.

Out of all his 4-stars, 21% are Green and then chunks of 18.1% are either Red, Pink or Yellow.

Out of all his Pink cards, half are 4-stars.

Zayne

Color

Zayne's color are Red and Blue with 17 cards each (same as Xavier!), making up 45.3% of all his cards.

From all the Blue cards, 40.5% are Zayne's.

While, his Red cards are only 31% of all Red cards.

The color he has the least is Green, with 7 cards, and that makes up 14% of all Green cards.

Stellactrum rankings: 🥇 Red and Blue (17 cards) 🥈 Pink (13 cards) 🥉 Yellow (12 cards) ⚪ Purple (9 cards) ⚪ Green (7 cards)

Rarity

Zayne has 32 4-star cards, making up 42.6% of all his cards.

Next he has 22 5-star cards, representing 29.4% of his cards.

And his 21 3-star cards make for the last 28% of his cards.

His 5-stars are 7.5% of all cards and 24.4% of all 5-stars.

His 4-stars make up 10.9% of all cards and 26% of all 4-stars.

His 3-stars take 7.1% of all cards and 26.2% of all 3-stars.

Rarity and color

Out of all his 5-stars, 31.8% are Red and 27.2% are Blue.

He only has 1 Green 5-star card. That's 4.5% of all his 5-stars.

In his 4-stars and 3-stars, he has the same amount of Pink and Red cards. (6 in 4-stars and 4 in 3-stars)

Rafayel

Color

Rayafel's colors are Pink and Purple, also with 17 cards each (that's pretty consistent!). Those 2 colors make 44.7% of all his cards.

His Pink ones are 30% of all Pink cards.

And his Purple ones are 36.2% of all Purple cards.

The color he has the least is Blue with 7 cards but that still makes 16.6% of all Blue cards.

Stellactrum rankings: 🥇 Pink and Purple (17 cards) 🥈 Red (13 cards) 🥉 Yellow (12 cards) ⚪ Green (9 cards) ⚪ Blue (7 cards)

Rarity

Rafayel has 32 4-star cards, a good 42.2% of his cards.

He also has the same amount of 3 and 5-star cards with 22. They each make for 28.9% of all his cards.

His 5 stars make up for 7.5% of all cards, and 24.4% of all 5-stars.

The 4-stars are 10.9% of it all and 26% of all the 4-stars.

Then his 3 stars: 7.5% of all the cards, and 27.5% of all 3-stars.

Rarity and color

Out of all his 5-stars, 31.8% are Pink and 27.2% are Purple.

He only has 1 Blue 5-star card, that's 4.5% of all his 5 stars.

In each tier (3/4/5 star), he always has the same amount of Red and Yellow cards. (3 for 5-stars, 6 for 4-stars and 4 for 3-stars)

Sylus

Color

Sylus's color is Pink, with 12 cards! That represents exactly 30% of all his cards.

Sylus's Pink cards make up for 21.4% of all Pink cards.

The color he has the least is Red, with 2 cards and that makes 3.7% of all Red cards.

Stellactrum rankings: 🥇 Pink (12 cards) 🥈 Green (10 cards) 🥉 Blue (8 cards) ⚪ Purple (5 cards) ⚪ Yellow (3 cards) ⚪ Red (2 cards)

Rarity

Sylus actually has more 5 star cards than 4-star! He has 16 of those, making up for 40% of all his cards.

In close second, we have his 4-star cards. 15 of them, for a good 37.5% of all his cards.

And he only has 9 3-star cards, filling the last 22.5% of his cards.

His 5 stars are 5.4% of all cards and 17.7% of all 5-stars.

The 4-stars make for 5.1% of all, and 12.1% of all 4-stars.

His 3-stars are 3% of all cards and 11.2% of the 3-stars.

Rarity and color

Out of all his 5-stars, 37.5% are Green ! The most 5-stars he has are not in his main color: only 31.2% are Pink.

He has no Red or Yellow 5-star cards :(

He has as many Blue 4-stars, as Pink 4-stars. (4 each)

Caleb

Color

Caleb's color is Red, with 9 cards ! That is 33% of all his cards.

Out of all the Red cards, 16.6% are Caleb's.

The color he has the least is Yellow, with 1 card. His single yellow card represents 2.1% of all the yellow cards.

Stellactrum rankings: 🥇 Red (9 cards) 🥈 Purple (8 cards) 🥉 Green (5 cards) ⚪ Pink and Blue (2 cards) ⚪ Yellow (1 cards)

Rarity

Caleb has 11 4-star cards, filling a good 40.7% of all his cards.

Then his 9 5-star cards, taking up 33.4%.

Then his 3-star cards. At the count of 7, for the last 25.9%.

His 5-stars represent 3% of all cards, and 10% of all 5-stars.

His 4-stars are 3.7% of all and 8.9% of all 4-stars.

The the 3-stars: 2.3% of everything and 8.7% of all 3-stars.

Rarity and Color

Out of his 5-stars, 55.5% are Purple! Again, the color he has the most in 5-stars is not his main color: Only 33.3% are Red.

He has no Yellow, Blue or Pink 5-star cards :(

He has all the color on 4-stars, but he's missing a Yellow card in the 3-stars.

Misc. Data

Sylus has the best ratio of 5-stars out of all his cards. (40%)

Xavier has the best ratio of 4-stars out of all his cards. (44%)

Rafayel has the best ratio of 3-stars out of all his cards (29%)

Zayne and Rafayel are hoarding the most out of all the 5-stars. (24.4% each)

Caleb has the best ratio of a single color within all his cards. That color is Red and that's 33.4% of his cards.

Zayne has the best ratio of color overall. 40.5% of all Blue cards are his. The second is Xavier with 37% of all Yellow cards.

Sylus and Xavier have the most Green 5-stars. Together they have 75% of all Green 5-stars.

Zayne and Sylus have the most Blue 5-stars. Together they make 81.8% of all Blue 5-stars.

Sylus and Caleb have the least Yellow 5-stars.... That's 0.

Sylus has the worst card to time-since-release ratio, with 1 card every 6.8 days. If he had the same ratio as the original 3 LIs, he'd have 45 cards, which is 5 more than he actually has.

Caleb has the best card to time since release ratio, with 1 card every 3 days. If he had the same ratio as the original 3 LIs, he'd have 13 cards, which is 14 less than he actually has.

The most common type of card is Red or Pink 4-star. (23 each)

The most common 5-star color is Pink. (18)

The most common color in 3-stars are Red and Pink. (15 each)

The rarest type of card is Blue 5-Star. (Only 11)

The rarest color in 4-stars is Blue. (19)

The rarest colors in 3-Stars are Blue and Yellow. (12 each)

Misc. Graphs

Raw Data

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