On Character Ai I Wrote About Buying Tom Riddle Expensive Books And Quills That He Could Never Afford,

this lives in my head rent free from now on

Twilight can do perfect voice mimicry of any person and he absolutely exploits this skill to the fullest extent in operation strix. At one put he had a full conversation with Becky pretending to be Anya, granted he almost lost his voice after but it worked. He once convinced Director Gorey to give him a bunch of patients by imitating Fiona.

The one voice he is most proud of is his Yor voice. She has such a distinctive tone and odd speech patterns it actually takes effort to get it done perfectly. He can fool her boss, their neighbors, her coworkers, even got Handler a few times. He even convinced a drunk Yor she was talking to herself and that she needed to go to bed.

There is only person it has never worked on. Yuri. Not only does he realize it's not Yor immediately, he also notices it Loid every time. He has fooled Yuri on many occasions (think of the mole arc) but for whatever reason he can always tell when it's not Yor. No matter how much Twilight tries it never works and it stresses him out so much.

There is no explanation btw, Yuri just can smell Loid's vibe from a mile away

i cannot--

✧ soaring high above, watching over you ✧

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

if only this happened. 🥹🥹

what a happy family !

yes. ‼️

I need to see Loid Forger lose control.

And not in the "I punched the table because you were a dick to my daughter" kind of way.

I need cold, violent rage. I need every skill, every instinct he's garnered over a decade of spywork to rise collectively to the surface, a sinister blade in his hands, and for him to make the choice to use it, to succumb to it, consequences damned. I need him to go feral, but in a way that is so brutally efficient, so artfully savage that every vicious action is wrought with unquestionable intention.

I need to see him

Lose

His

Shit.

That is all.

i love every single one of those, but the last one IS JUST PERFECT ‼️‼️ 😭😭

Spy x Family Headcanons

All right! Thanks to some mutuals' encouragement, I decided to write down some of my Spy x Family headcanons. Some are more theories than hc, but hey, it's all in good fun 😊

1.Yor will be the one who kisses (or tries to kiss) Twilight. It fits her character arc, there's been some crazy hints and she has a crush on her husband.

2.When Yor confesses to Twilight (or kisses him), he'll have the opportunity to set up a honey trap again. He'll think it's convenient for Operation Strix; he'll rationalize the same thing he did during the bar date and conclude a honey trap is the right thing to do for the mission. However, when he sees Yor's eyes and realizes she's totally in love with him, he's going to freak out and won't be able to go through with it. Which brings me to my next hc...

3.Twilight is going to reject Yor. It will be devastating for both of them. Yor will think she's not good enough for him to love her when it's exactly the opposite: he's in love with her and that's why he rejected her. He doesn't want her to be another honey trap. In fact, this will probably be how Twilight realizes he's in love with his wife.

4.Anya knows her parents are in love. She can read their mind! More on that here.

5.At some point, Twilight and Yor are going to share a bed. It will be very exciting because it will probably happen right when they're both in the middle of figuring out their feelings for each other.

6.Maybe I'm wrong about this one but I still think Martha is somehow involved with The Garden. That whole arc was about her, yet she wasn't in the cover of the volume. I'm thinking her story is not over; we still have to know how she ended up with the Blackbells.

7.The relationship between Damian and Donovan Desmond is a foil of the relationship between [Redacted] and his father. It will be a trigger and mess things up for Twilight, because he will see his own story with adult eyes now.

8.Twilight's dad is alive. And not only that; I suspect he's a double agent. In fact, there's a chance we won't know which side he really belongs until the very end.

9.Anya was an accident. I don't think Project Apple experiments with children, but Anya was just born there so they experimented on her. I'm not sure if she was an accident between two prisoners of war or between a prisoner of war and a scientist, but I think she's one of a kind.

10.There's a third country involved in all this. It has been casually mentioned a few times.

11.Yor will be the one who leaves the Forgers first. Here are some reasons/theories of why this could happen. This, of course, will throw everything out of balance. Which brings me to...

12.Without Yor, there's a chance that Twilight will do something really stupid. Whether it's for the sake of the Operation or even thinking he's protecting Anya. It will be the wrong choice.

13.Yuri is not a bad guy. He's just a kid who has been brainwashed with nationalism. I think he'll be the one who discovers Twilight's identity (he already suspects Loid). At some point, he'll probably have to choose between his family and his duty to his country. He'll choose his family, of course. (More on Yuri here).

And finally, my favorite hc/theory, the [Redacted Theory]:

14.Yor is not in love with Loid or Twilight. She's in love with [Redacted], which means Yor sees the real person behind the mask, that it's impossible for him to hide his true self from the person he loves and, of course, that she's in love with his true self. I love this headcanon so much I wrote a whole fic about it 😊

That's it!

𝐘𝐮𝐫𝐢 𝐁𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐫 wedding day headcanons.

(fem reader)

❝ i always knew I'd find you, to be here is worth the wait to ❞

— when he saw you in your wedding dress, his jaw dropped, during the whole wedding he had this serious demeanor, but deep inside, ale he thought about was you and how incredibly lovely you are.

— from the beggining Yuri was taking care of everything, he considered it his responsibility to provide for you and your wedding, to show you that he can do that.

— so imagine how embarrassed Yuri was when he made a mistake and put the ring on your middle finger instead of your ring finger. you looked so wonderful, the poor man couldn't focus on anything else.

(Loid held his laughter while Yor just looked at Yuri with a nervous smile, hoping he would realize what mistake he made... he didn't, you had to whisper it to him.)

— you made sure that there was absolutely no alcohol at the wedding. do i really have to explain why?

— after your wedding, he was bragging about it to everyone he knows, even though most of those people were at the ceremony.

— “i adore MY WIFE so much. MY WIFE is so amazing, she's such a darling! oh my! MY lovely WIFE made lunch for me, she's so helpful and i'm so lucky to be MY WIFE'S HUSBAND!!” – now you're stuck with him. good luck.

the end.

SPY X FAMILY OC — Frederika "Rika" Klein. (will be updated)

i love creating ocs, so i created Rika, who dates Yuri Briar, because as you surely know, i love Yuri lots.

her backstory is huge, but not finished, so i will surely update it all.

yah, it's Rika, i'm not really that good at drawing, but i did my best :^

i will post her here once in a while 💕

THIS ‼️‼️ MY EYES ARE TEARING WHEN THIS HAPPENs.

pov: I find a good smut fic but it includes a daddy kink