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I think he was fundamentally good, but he was betrayed by someone whom he’d trusted from early on in his life. Causing him to go down a rough path, I will not dismiss the fact that he sided with Morgana. I will not dismiss the fact that he killed Arthur. However, he was pushed to that by Kara’s death and Merlin’s betrayal. So, I believe he is fundamentally good.
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gwaine and lancelot : we did this because we care
merlin : haha yeah arthur am i right!!
gwaine and lancelot, crying : please just let us love you
“You know how much of that money actually goes to the sea turtles?” “Well none I just made it up.” “That’s right, none!”
“It all goes to line the pockets of some corporate bigwigs, I give my money directly to the people who need it!” “Spare change for the homeless?” “Sorry I don’t have anything.”
Peanuts the squirrel
“You mean like a flash mob?” “Yeah, I mean, what else could it have been?” “Well did you get a video of it?” “No.” “You’re fucking useless Paul!”
“Melissa get my wife on the phone for me!” “Mr. Davidson I think I should leave.” “No Paul, I want you to hear this, if you leave you’re fired.”
That thing Jeff/Mr. Davidson does with his jaw when he’s on the phone with his wife.
“I know this is probably a bad time but uh, do you like film?” “You know what Paul it is a bad time!”
“Professor Hidgens! I’m his favorite student because I brought him groceries once?”
“Well if this is the apocalypse, maybe we should go to a church?” “No, no, no we are all from different denominations, and we cannot split up. I’m a Presbyterian I’m not gonna die in your dirty-ass Methodist church.”
“Who is it?” “Professor Hidgens?” “Don’t lie to me whoever you are, I’M Professor Hidgens!”
(Alexa chime)
“Wait! Ted! My husband’s brains fell out today~ If I cant be a wife to him now what kind of woman am I?” “I don’t know Charlotte, I’m not your therapist!” ... “your husband’s dead you should upgrade... to a sleazeball”
The Grace Chastity rant (“And now I’M defending Grace Chastity of all people!”)
“Should I take this chair?” “I’ll get the piano!”
“I feel so bad about how I treated Erica back there...” “Emma.” “Gahzunteit”
*Lauren dragging herself on the ground* “Fuuuuuuck” “Emma... I hate to say it now but that’s what seatbelts are for.” “Shiiiiiit.”
Whizzer: Marvin, are you feeling okay?
Marvin: Yeah, I’m fine.
Marvin’s inner monologue: Swiggity swot, I’m coming for that bald spot.
reggie: not to use some popsicle psychology-
alex: popsicle psychology??
reggie: ya it’s pop psychology for short
alex: ....
-“You!” “Hello- Titty Mitty”
-“Sing the beginning of Moana!” “WhaAAAaaaT?”
-“Did you hear that, Lord? I did it! Now I can finally LAY DOWN AND DIE!”
-“Fuck you!” “Fuck-Fuck you!”
-“Yes, I would like that!”
-“He FUcKEd A TIGERRrrr”
-“W-woah! Is that a flying diary?” “Oh, shit.”
-“ AnD BReaK mE OPEN wiTH YOur LOVE AND MERCY- CHARRLOTTE!”
-“He fucked a fish!” “He did not fuck a fish!” “He wanted to fuck a fish!”
-“Okay, Jesus Christ, I don’t know what’s going on here.”
-“Is your penis an inny or an outy?” “*sighs* inny”
-“No more fucking raisins.”
interesting behind the scenes footage!!
Everyone else can go home. This is the funniest fucking thing ever said
i think you’re all vastly overestimating aziraphale’s self control. you’re telling me he’s gonna be in heaven w no food no wine no books no bitches for YEARS and he’s going to see crowley in s3 and just be? kinda sad about it?? no girl all his hungers have mixed together and the moment their eyes meet again he’s gonna be devouring some meat alright. out of crowley’s ass