Imagine...

Winters, to Welsh: We don’t use bad words in this house.

Nixon, in the distance: FUCK!

Doc, telling Toye to keep his feet dry

Toye: How do you know what’s good for me?

Doc: T H A T ’ S M Y O P I N I O N!!!!!!!

Toye: 👁👄👁

Nearby Germans: 👁👄👁

Toye: The lord gave me hands so I could punch a bitch

ronald spiers: if you undo the buttons on my ike jacket i will undo your vertebrate

[ the midst of battle ]

Speirs, looking down at his feet: What the hell? Yo hold your fire, hold your fire!

Easy Company: *halting, confused*

Speirs: Somebody left an ice cube in my foxhole and it melted and now my sock’s all wet.

Speirs, swinging his gun: Basically who the fuck wanna die—

Luz: Do you think different laundry detergents have different tastes?

Babe: They do

Doc Roe: W-why did you say that with such certainty

Roe: What doesn’t kill you gives you a lot of unhealthy coping mechanisms, and a really dark sense of humor.

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Perconte: “....Speirs is going to kill us for this, isn't he?”

Christenson: “....Maybe we shouldn’t tell him.”

Speirs: “Maybe you shouldn’t tell me what?”

malarkey i’m lookin’ at you