Winter: Lip, Gather The Others, We Need To Have Another Luz-is-doing-somethlng-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-hlm-before-he-hurts-someone

webster’s favorite shark is the whale shark i take no criticism

spot the difference challenge 2020

“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had resorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No, I believe his tissues made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.”

— Captain Ron Speirs

Nixon: hurry, i need you to pretend to be my boyfriend

Speirs: no

Speirs: i can pretend to be your ex husband who has a large fortune and five previous failed marriages with mysteriously disappeared spouses

Luz: time to get serious. Toye, put on your game face

Toye:

Luz:

Luz: not your gay face, your game face

Toye: they're the same fucking face!

Perconte: Luz is a really good salesman he once sold me a nickel for a quarter.

Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish followers. May the next several days bring you light and blessings.

Band of Brothers: Albert Blithe died from his wounds in 1948

Blithe: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Band of Brothers: Sometimes we can still hear his voice

i feel like there is a rule that Speirs cannot be left alone with Penkala and Skinny, because the latter too are marely children and they worship the ground Speirs walks on so it is incredible easy for him to talk them into doing something stupid

like i feel once Alex had to go the hospital because speirs was like “if you hit on something hard constantly, your bones will become stronger and you will suffer minimal injuries” and Alex straight up jumped out of the third floor window to test this

winters, showing nixon the eagle's nest wine cellar: nix can have a little vat 69, as a treat