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Regardless of what happens to his character in the last two episodes, can we all agree that this man is a treasure and has done an excellent job portraying both the rough and vulnerable sides of Sandor Clegane?

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Imagine saying some of the most horrifying and confusing things the dwarves have ever heard

You: *looking at a ferret for sale in the market, sleep in the most ferret way possible* bones are a suggestion.

Thorin: Mahal, never heard that before

You: *watching a cat in the bar, chase flies* he craves the sky raisins

Bilbo: *snorts and has beer come out his nose*

You: *happily cooing about Thorin as he sleeps* he’s so cute when he’s breathing.

Kili: *glances over at Dwalin and mouths* what the fuck?

Dwalin: *mouths back* they’re weird and apparently like Thorin.

You: life is a slow agonizing march to death.

Ballin: *has an existential crisis start because of you*

You: *setting a bunch of leaves on fire* and the world shall be consumed in the fire of my will, and it shall kneel before me.

Bofur: kid, you can be kind of scary sometimes

You: *looks him in the eyes and softly sings* I’m a little tea pot short and stout

Bofur: alright then

You: *knocks a wine goblet off the table* fuck the police!

Dwalin: *slightly offended*

you’ll take everything if we give you the chance.  

I really hope this works...

Money spell! Reblog to charge it with your intent; the more people see it, the more powerful it becomes. Magic should be fun!

Relatable

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

I need this reaction gif again.

Chris Evans, the #1 fan of Chris Hemsworth & Thor

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Bonus:

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May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨