I Didn't Even Know This Was A Thing, But Supernatural Is Love/life, So I Gotta Keep Track Of This $!#?

Mom: What time is it? Brother: Summer Time! Dad: Time to get a watch Me: Adventure Time! Me: Ha! We did, we did a thing! The, the, uh, whatever nevermind

Dear Bunjy, as I understand it most predators do a threat assessment and attack when the situation is in their favor. But some animals are more aggressive than others. Who would you say is the most dgaf predator?

all predators run that risk assessment to some extent and avoid situations where they might get their head kicked in, but the closest is probably mustelids in general. having the "if I die I die, but I AM TAKING YOU WITH ME" to every other animal in their area is very much the defining trait of the mustelid family.

(it's because they want to establish that their kind is Not To Be Fucked With deeply in the minds of every other animal, and this tactic is in fact largely successful)

that and being Tubes, I guess. THE TUBES HUNGER FOR VALHALLA

That tweet is so perfect, I'm crying

I saw this text post while roleplaying on one of my Rp blogs and I just couldn’t resist the urge to make this.

EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS BY APRIL 21ST GETS A TINY PIXEL ART POTION BASED OFF OF THEIR BLOG

All of you. Everyone.

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

please reblog for a bigger sample size

RESULTS:

“i am a monument to all your sins” is such a fucking raw line for a villain it’s amazing that it came from halo, a modernish video game, and not some classical text or mythos

Reblog this if you think writing is an art

I literally had to reblog this twice in a row