YOU'RE RIDICULOUS!!! THIS MAN IS CLEARLY WEARING PURPLE, NOT YOUR "bLuE"

YES 100%

An angel loses its wings every time someone makes Mike a slytheryn

Jacye, you are actually crazy, but crazy together 🫶 (u are lowkey kinda a genius)

Phone Number On Eleven’s Poster

Okay, So firstly, we all know the pathetic excuse for the teaser, the poster. Now after dodging the insane allegations on discord and also going insane I have a thorough explanation.

insane allegations brought to you by @noihavenosanitythanksforasking and @sykatz

Maiky did a transcript of the message you receive when you call the number, also an audio file, you can find it by clicking this text.

Now here is the analysis for the numbers!

Surface level, i put them as their corresponding alphabetical letters. At first when I got the letters “gf”, I thought of the possibility of it being a clue to Byler endgame, however that’s just not the case and whilst I have my detective hat on, it shalln’t be.

The last Four letters spell “TOTO”. This immediately made me think of ‘Africa’ by the band TOTO, which came out in 1982. It’s likely this song will be in the Stranger Things Season 5 Soundtrack, many have theorised it to be both Nancy or Mike’s “Vecna Wake Up Songs”.

Secondly, I used the Reverse Alphabet Code, inverting the starting letters I got (chart below shows how this code works).

As I am running under the assumption that the Zeros mean ‘o’, there was only one other clue I could get from the last word, and that was “Gogo”.

“Gogo” is in the title of hit song by UK Pop Duo “Wham!”. Their song was released in 1984, and addresses the topic of love in said song. 

Something I find interesting about this song however, is the inspiration behind it was in fact a letter!

This may back up the ‘lettergate’ theory, in which discusses the possibility of Mike sending Will letters during his time in California, yet Will not receiving them for whatever reason. Speculations include, the letters never being sent and crumpled on the floor of Mike’s bedroom, In his pocket or perhaps lost in the post.

Funnily enough, George Micheal is in fact Gay himself, coming out in 1998, The song ‘Last Christmas’ is known as the all time queer christmas song :)

On a deeper level for these numbers, I made a sigil. It took nearly all the brain power left in my noggin to make this work, however I took a generic sigil chart that I use and broke the phone number into all the different letter combinations.

From there, I drew the phone number, missing the zeros and avoiding double ups. It left me with this shape, which I drew onto a labeled map of Hawkins.

The line starts at the Wheeler house, then the Creel House, The Old Byers House, Sinclairs, then finally the Cemetery. 

Also putting the letters I showed in the first image, I used a witches wheel.

Putting this marking onto a map left me starting somewhat near starcourt, the hospital, then hoppers cabin.

After leaving Starcourt with Max in Season Three, Eleven was a completely different person, same goes for when she left the hospital in Season Three and when she left Hopper’s cabin in Season Two to find Kai/008. Eleven is likely going to have major character growth this season once more. I believe she’ll lose her powers again.

Anyway, that’s all :3

you should totes reblog if you can because i’m very shadowbanned😔

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Imagine if bychance is actually like... CANONLY a thing (like hinted or smth)

Going to bed before the superbowl and I just KNOW im gonna wake up to the byler tag in absolute shambles

UH oh...... (TY FOR THE TAGG)

@dukingadorablez @rainebasillovesbyler @4rielle @itwasaseven7 @bluearacari @dynamicccsworld @itslikesearcingforsomething @macethetiredartist @michaelwheelerdefiodental @bkdk-bylerthings @somewiseoutthere @not-noah1230 @noihavenosanitythanksforasking @forevershrekfish + opennn

Challenging you all!

Put your music library on shuffle, then list the first five songs that come up in a poll to let people vote for which one they like the most!

Then tag Tumblr friends to keep the game going!

The byler brainrot is so strong that I can not fall asleep.

NOOOOOOOO

AND MAX LISTENING TO RUNNING UO THAT HILL ON SPOTIFY AND THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED BY AN AD 😭🙏

hmm which do you like better?

byler in the 90s (domestic fluff) or modern au with all the upside down stuff happening in the 2010/20s

NOOO WHY WOULD U MAKE ME CHOOSEE

Hmmm

Lowkey gotta pick modern au (IM SORRY)

I just saw a post abt a mileven calling the two bylers who asked noah to hold up the "byler is real" sign UGLY. LIKE WTF!??!?! That's so fucked up.

I don't wanna seem mean, but the milevens (mainly toxic ones) are just getting really desperate and just plain pathetic if this is how they are "proving" their ship.

Us when byler becomes canon and this GIF gets more popular than it already is