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Thank Echo Roombas can't fly.

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

1 month ago

Source

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago

Going from "Yep, I'm a girl, 100%, always will be." to "Hell yeah I'm a guy, what else would I be this is what I am, 100%" to "What the fuck is a gender? I'm just a being. If you must refer to me use it/that." to "What am I?" In a day is a weird experience and I need to know that other genderfluids experience it.

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lgbtqia queer lol haha funny genderfluid trans pride queer community queer pride pride gender genderfluid pride trans stuff ha ha funny funny gender trans sort of never heard of it

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

Claim your "I was a Byler before s5 came out" here

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

The euphoria

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shitpost THANKS if ur about to reblog and upstage me stfu and lemme have this one

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

3 months ago

If S2 Mike Wheeler had a knife I don't think Will would've been called zombie boy for very long, just saying

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lol haha funny shitpost stranger things will byler will byers mike wheeler mike ha ha funny Byers stranger things s2 S2 mike wheeler zombie boy wheeler

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

5 months ago

OSTRICH ALERT

do you have anything cheerful my brain just sprung Emotions (/neg) on me

my brain has also been springing negative emotions™

so i’ve gone through my photos looking for cheerful things for us both, I hope they help-

here’s a tiramisu with a powdered sugar heart-

Do You Have Anything Cheerful My Brain Just Sprung Emotions (/neg) On Me

here’s a baby goat and a cat-

here’s a goose and a turtle-

here are some cookies I made, in sunset lighting-

here are some disney ducks™ -

here’s a really pretty sunset-

here’s a terrifying but smiling ostrich-

and here’s rick :)

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

4 months ago

My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:

He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)

He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)

He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)

It/They - The Collector (TOH)

She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)

She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)

She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)

They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)

N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)

I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah

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trans transfem queer lol haha funny transmasc shitpost nonbinary genderfluid transgender trans pride stanley enby dysphoria gender identity gender agender It It Stephen King It (2017) Stanley Uris it 1990 gender stuff gender envy stan ha ha funny gender expression uris

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ostriches-because-i-said-so

7 months ago