My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In my parents' closet

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near the kitchen door

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

Near my fucking bed

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

In our bathroom

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

And down the hallway

My Autistic Brother Created A New Family Christmas Tradition

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

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Listen, listen, I'm just gonna say it. If Will and Robin get to be the chaotic queer duo of WLW/MLM solidarity, then I want at least one conversation between Steve and Mike. One! That does not include a, "so you really like my sister huh" type joke convo- NO I want bonding. Even if it's a throw away heart to heart that lasts 3 seconds. Even if it's not about byler or Will and Robin being friends, give me a moment. Maybe something that's just a bit of fluff/angst like, "Y'know Dustin misses hanging out with you guys outside of DnD... Like a lot" and some more contemplation from Mike about how his "obsession" (if I can call it that) with El, or maybe just having a girlfriend in general, has been affecting the other people in his life and his relationships with them.

Or maybe I just think Steve Harrington's a badass bisexual mom who whoops ass and takes care of his kids, and I want to see that with more than just Dustin (and Max kinda) for just a few scenes.

I'd also be happy with a similar heart to heart scene with Mike and Nancy mostly because I wish we got to see more of them together.


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Where can I find accurate medical information on injuries. Like treatment, severity, and of course how long it would take to bleed out. I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING-

When I say that I don't want to exist right now, that doesn't mean i want to die. Not to me it doesn't. All it means is I want to disconnect from myself. To not feel my own emotions, to not hear my brain rile on and on, to not feel my skin on my body, to not feel, to not hear, to not taste, to not smell, to not see but still observe. I don't want to be interacted with like a person when I wish to not exist. I wish to a narrator, a viewer, a camera-man. I wish that I could fast forward to when this was a memory. I know it may seem concerning, or maybe a bit outlandish, but it makes sense to me. I want to not be there but still be there. I want to not be acknowledged by anyone and to simply watch. Watch others experience what's happening. And I want to not experience it. I don't want it. I just want to sit in the corner and watch. But when someone's in the corner watching, someone has to whisper. Has to ask questions. Has to make me exist. I don't want that. I don't want to exist, but I don't want to die either. It does make sense to me, but not everyone is me. I don't mind that either. But I want to be able to say that I am not existing and for people to understand. For them to not be concerned about the kid in the corner. About the guy sitting in silence. About your suspiciously quiet friend. I am simply not for now, and I hope you can accept that.

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Yes, I too have that one homophobic friend you can't get rid of that hates you the same amount you hate them but we're both in the friend group so we just deal with it.

I'm like 80% sure he's not homophobic and is just a really bitchy closeted bi with homophobic parents.

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