Corpses Are Like Eggs
Corpses are like eggs
smell bad and are fun to crack open and burn
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As an AFAB with consistent nosebleeds who also frequently eats pizza asking me what the red substance on my clothes is is like playing bingo but everyone playing is blind deaf and mute. No one wins here but at the same time everyone does and also no one loses except everyone does. Is that confusing? Good, I need to take my iron supplements.
happy Thursday the 20th
Minimalism
Queer panic
Gay panic
Pan panic
Panic
the type of post you only see in screenshots except you can't see it in screenshots because it's simply to long of a post DANG
hold on a fucking second. delaware is a state?? i thought it was a river? or is the river more important than the state? why don't i know this? (i should mention i don't like in america, i'm just confused)
there is delaware (state) and delaware (river)
both are equally strange
the state is a tiny little cryptid thing
the rive is a monster that spans new york, pennsylvania, new jersey and delaware. also washington crossed it once and that was like kinda a big deal i guess. like crossing the rubicon in rome.
the state tries to me more important with its “im the first state!!!” bs (seriously its even on the fucking license plates) but we all know. its the river.
blood is very warm and i would prefer it cold please.
My gender envy spectrum as a genderfluid:
He/Him - Spider-Man (And sometimes Peter Parker)
He/They - Peter Parker (But never Spider-Man)
He/It - Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)
It/That - Darwin (TAWOG)
It/They - The Collector (TOH)
She/It - Velma (Scooby Doo)
She/Her - Melissa (Milo Murphy's Law)
She/They - Fluttershy (MLP)
They/Them - Stan (IT book + 1990 + 2017)
N/A - Dave/Evan/Chris/C.C./Crying Child (FNAF)
I don't think I missed any... but yeah this is my personal simple gender envy graph thing... yeah
The gender be gendering and being a boy sure is awesome hope it don't change anytime soon this is great!
I say that now but wait till tomorrow when I reblog this like "lol gues what fuckers!" because my luck be like that
Ship bingo! I couldn't find any that fit my preferences so I made my own. Feel free to reblog/repost!
okei I gotta draw it cuz if I say it it won't make sense
so first we're gonna take 7 and place it over eight
bada boom, then take 2 from 7 to get eight to 10
then add 5 and 10
now carry the ten from fifteen over to 20
then add 30 and 40 to get 70
then add the five from 40's ones place to 70 to finally end with 75
this is how i do long ways problems, the vertical ones i do like a normal person
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Just a peep doing what I want cuz that chaotic tumblr energy makes me feel sparkly! Call me Ozzy!
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