YK WHO THIS MF LOOK LIKE LOWKEY???????

One more shitpost for the day

Soap: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.

Ghost: Go ahead.

Soap: Tooth hurty.

Ghost: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Soap: You complete me.

Soap has to explain things in the most complicated way possible

Alex: Wait, wait, run that again?

Soap: Okay! So, this- *points at Ghost* that is my boyfriend

Ghost: Yo

Soap: This *points at Alejandro* this is my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie

Soap: *points at Rudy* this is my bff AND my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's husband

Soap: This *points at Valeria* is my my boyfriend's bff/homo-erotic homie's ex girlfriend who we're not still sure why she's here

Soap: This is my dad *points at Price*

Soap: And this is my dad's son *points at Gaz*

Alex: That's my boyfriend, but thanks for the introduction anyway ...who's that?

Soap: Oh that? *points at Graves*

Soap: That's a fucking nuisance

Graves: Thanks.

He was a twat but he was our twat 😭

So you tell me that since episode 1, Vegas was flirting with Porsche, giving Pete gay panic AND being engaged with Tawan? And he had time for evil plotting? My man was BOOKED. Busy 24/7.

Not an ask just wanted to share

My brain is convinced Rodolfo has absolutely no regard for his own wellbeing and Alejandro's blood pressure does not thank him for it. Like I bet he just sits there sometimes with his head in his hands asking himself when Rodolfo will start giving a shit about his own life and stop giving him a heart attack every other day

Rodolfo, in the hospital for almost dying again: This will happen again

Alejandro: *sobbing* I know

laswell appreciation post

Ghost: where’s my balaclava?

Soap: in the fridge, just had a piece

Ghost: no-

Soap: excellent job with the phyllo by the way

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know