*legs Kicked Up Behind Me While I Twirl The Phone Cord Between My Figures Giggling Like A School Girl*

Soap: I want to tell a joke but I only remember the punch line.

Ghost: Go ahead.

Soap: Tooth hurty.

Ghost: When is the best time to go to the dentist?

Soap: You complete me.

okay actually i have another BE meme for you all, bc i sent my sister this post and went “IT’S THEM” and then she sent me this back. eat

Ghost + Animals

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Ghost loves animals. He desperately needs every animal to like him and will go an extra mile to make that happen.

If a cat or dog doesn’t like him within 20 minutes of meeting him he is CRUSHED (not including animals with prior trauma issues. He respects them and understands they need a lot of time).

Finds an injured baby squirrel and brings it back to his room. Rehabilitates it and releases it without anyone ever knowing it was in there.

Animals are just instinctively drawn to him. He is calm and never tries to cross their boundaries. Even the crankiest old cats will curl up on his lap for a nap.

Loves the army dogs. Spoils them when no one is looking. They respect him the most so he easily trains them.

(Taught one of the dogs the “sick balls” command from that one tiktok just to fuck with soap.)

Type of mf to feed crows and slowly gain their trust for months until they start bringing him little treasures. They eventually start following him around base. This absolutely terrifies the rookies.

Speaks to animals in a baby voice when nobody is around. Will melt your heart.

As soon as he finds out someone on the team gets an animal he buys some gifts for them and demands to meet it.

When he is on leave for longer periods of time he likes to foster cats and kittens. He would love to own one when he retires.

Makes his own cat tree for the cats. Also makes his own catio.

Will eat whatever cheap healthy food he can find for himself but will go all out for his pets.

If he is unsupervised he WILL name any nameless animal he comes across weapon / military words. “This is M9 bayonet - bay for short :)”.

The team stumbles across him asleep in the common room with a tiny kitten on his chest he found outside. It was cold out so he obviously couldn’t leave it out there c’mon guys. (This makes soap cry.)

Has full conversations with animals like they can understand him. One of the few times he actually opens up and really talks about how he’s feeling.

“Oh hey what’s moving in your pocket, Ghost? You got something in there?” Ghost:

*scottish accent* just me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic

Based on this silly tweet

Not an ask just wanted to share

My brain is convinced Rodolfo has absolutely no regard for his own wellbeing and Alejandro's blood pressure does not thank him for it. Like I bet he just sits there sometimes with his head in his hands asking himself when Rodolfo will start giving a shit about his own life and stop giving him a heart attack every other day

Rodolfo, in the hospital for almost dying again: This will happen again

Alejandro: *sobbing* I know

Daichi: so what do you do?

Kuroo: I work in genetic research and I'm currently trying to eliminate all cancers.

Daichi: wow impressive

Kuroo: then I'll move onto Aries

Soap: It’s so annoying how Ghost is good at everything. There’s got to be something he’s terrible at.

Graves: Maybe he’s a bad kisser.

Soap: No, he’s good at that too.

Graves: Excuse me?

disney and hbo when they saw pedro pascal