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Stupid slasher idea

The other day, I came across a discussion about such a movie as Blood and Honey, who doesn't know, it's a horror slasher based on Winnie the Pooh. A bad horror slasher based on Winnie the Pooh. And since then, I've been thinking in the back of my mind about what makes a slasher good. I'm not a fan of this genre myself, but both in my own opinion and in the opinion of most fans I meet, there are two main ingredients in a successful slasher: creativity and unhinged immoral fun. A semi-crack idea emerged from this:

Classic, a bunch of teenagers played by thirty-year-olds, a secluded location and a maniac. Or better yet, a few. It's only after the first attack that it turns out that at least one of the children is also a psychopath, and will gladly hack the monster in retaliation in an equally sophisticated way. He manipulates a friend to set himself up and play the bait. Not only will he survive the first of the attacks, but he will also gore a monster from bad guy's team along the way. And the child does all this with genuine delight and pleasure. So now we don't have the capture of defenseless victims one at a time, but a full-fledged struggle, where the monster, while preying on teenagers, tries at the same time not to become prey itself. Something from the category of "bite the vampire first to establish dominance."

The traditional Last Girl successfully escapes only because the teenager and the monster are fighting for the right to deal with the last remaining victim.

It would be called Lamb's skin.

In a world where you don't need to wash windows and God doesn't exist, I would have a glass roof.

Little experiment with the design of Amelia owned by @phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird

ranking the best things I have had heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

"Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

(spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

[okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: ""[xxx], "Please remember that the patient is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

[another procedure where the patient couldn't be anaesthetised] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

@phoenix-the-mistfit-fire-bird

Baby Mia be upon ya.

Kind of redesign? More like all-versions fusion. IDK

They're ugly.

IDK

people make fun of youtuber stans for being obsessed with some mediocre white man but to be fair i would rather people be obsessed with someone who looks like any dude you could find working at your local gas station than unattainable celebrity pin up models. theyre editing flower crowns onto men with acne and wardrobes consisting entirely of hoodies and board shorts and i fully support them. its good for the enviroment.