The "boys" and yuri
At a short distance, Miyo's can be heard yuri rambling, not being subtle as usual
Yuta: Yuri huh ? have you ever read yuri manga Minato ?
Minato: Mmmh no yet, though i saw some interesting ones the other day
Yuta: Should we give it a shot ?
Minato : Sure!
.........
They read the summer you were there*
Yuta holding back tears: that was nice.. sniff
Minato: .... i wish i was yuri....
Yuta: me too....
Minato: ...
Yuta: ...
Yuta: wait what
Mihari: Isnt this a bit overkill?
Mahiro: This is all your fault Mihari, im not having legal troubles for a dead man
Mihari: hmph
MY PEN RAN OUT OF BATTERY AND IM SO CLOSE TO FINISHINGTHE ONIMAI CELESTE ART
Mahironi sucking at games its really funny, and it just gave me an idea
Mahironi and the gang just start playing multiplayer videogames from time to time and everyone,except miyo bcs i think she would be busy looking at her gayass friend group, ends up becoming better than Mahiron so she becomes competitive till Nayutan defeats her lots and then she just accepts her fate
Mahironi when she loses for the first time even losing a bet against Momiji bcs she is a girlfailure like that (and also Momiji would use any chance to get closer to Mahironi so she being the first to defeat her its only cause of that)
Blind
Momiji appears after some time without seeing Mahiro, her hair longer than normal.
Momiji: Mahirooo-chan!!!!
Mahiro: .... um who D:?
Momiji: !!!! Its Momijiiiiii
Mahiro: !!!! Momiji!!! you look different ?!?!
Momiji: Well my hair did grew a bit, thought its that all that it takes for you to not recognize me ?
Mahiro: ... well i honestly have trouble remembering faces.. so i tend to rely on everything else-
Mihari: Thats the tism.
Mahiro: HEY!
Mihari: Its true though
Mahiro: well maybe im just blind!!
Mihari: You are too
Mahiro: !!!!! HUH?
Mihari: I noticed a long time ago, thats why a slip eye medicine too in your drug
Mahiro:.... can you stop putting random stuff in my food ?
Mihari: Hehe whoopsie
The idea of blind Mahiro came out in a convo with @/bernadettafireemblem3houses and it is a good idea so might aswell use it for the incorrect quotes
Mahiro is pushed into capitalism
Mahiro: Ugh... this is the worst....
Momiji: really ? i think this place is really nice!
Mahiro: They sent us to a random island in who knows where...
Momiji: its a really pretty island!
Mahiro: We had 0 planning and now a human sized tanuki gave us a debt in exchange of housing
Momiji: He seemed nice
Mahiro: And now we gotta somehow pay that debt while living off the island....
Momiji: Well.. at least we share a tent!
Mahiro:..... sigh... yeah i guess so
What if i make a fic thats just short stories based from the Incorrect onimai posts ?
Excluding the celeste au cause someone else is already writting something very pog about that
but like it would be nice to expand on the ideas, since the format i use for the posts is very simple and doesnt allow for much
Momiji and gender (headcanon)
Momiji: Mmmh
Kaede: What are you thinking about ?
Momiji: I want to be more like a boy
Kaede: like the way Mahiro chan became a girl ?
Momiji: mmmh im not sure
Kaede: Oh ?
Momiji: i dont want to be a boy, not exactly, i kind of want to... be more boyish ? but im also still a girl
Kaede: mmmh, what would you like to change ?
Momiji: I guess i dont want to worry about my chest at all mostly
Kaede: oh! i know a temporary solution for that!
.......
Momiji trying out a binder: this feels.... correct
Kaede: hehe im glad
The rewards of Capitalism
Mihari: Its been a month already.. i wonder how they are handling themselves...
Kaede: they are probably alright, Tom nook is an old friend he know what he's doing
Mihari: I cant believe Tom Nook is real....
Kaede: And i cant believe you made the anti gender disphoria drug a reality and somehow really cheap at the same time
Mihari: Im a professional at force fem- ITS THAT A WHOLE CITY ?!?!?!?
at a distance the island become visible and in contrast to how it looked a month ago its gained multiple buildings and roads
Kaede: Well at least we know they are alright ?
Mihari: I refuse to believe they did all that
Kaede: Well Tom Nook really helps out a lot for the right price-
Mihari: EXACTLY MY POINT, MAHIRO CHAN IS A LAZY BUM BY NATURE
Some loose ideas for the Madoka Magica Onimai fic
might spoil Madoka Magica and also it will escape the usual fluffyness and normal Agnst of onimai, Madoka Magica is very brutal so be warned
HomuMomiji is still friendly to everyone to an extent but still very frustrated because of how easy they die, she wouldnt become openly hostile unlike Homura because she had a previous relationship with all of them unlike the Homu
HomuMomiji becoming obsessed with MadoMahiro its more based on how Momiji got attached to Mahiro after just 2 encounters in the original story, than the way Homura did with Madoka
MadoMahiro needs to always make a wish, no Mihari drug, so she gets her new body thanks to her wish and instead becomes deaged so that Kyubey can harvest her emotional energy more easily, more unstable more easily one becomes a witch so making her go through puberty makes sense. So HomuMomiji's goal is to keep her alive mostly, which since Mahiro is less self sacrificial than Madoka, means to keep her from witching out that its 20 times more likely since Mahiro's own troubles.
No magia record because i know the bare minimum and i dont really like it that much, though some concepts i migh take
Mihari wont be a Magical Girl because she is smarter than that but she will be still very involved
Since the cast has less motives to be antagonistic to each other, the challenge of HomuMomiji its balancing the truth about the contract and Mahiro and Nayuta since they are the new members
Miyo would be the veteran magical girl and she gets confused as to why HomuMomiji suddenly became a magical girl withour kyubey (she also lives for the yuri of the magical girls she encounters while defending the city)
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