'Sounds Like The Pokemon Theme Song'
'Sounds like the Pokemon theme song'
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this is so precious oh my god
David Tennant in interviews is just a Nice Scottish Man and then every director he works with goes you are a SLUT!!! And you are SO SO SAD!!
It will never not be funny to me that in Thousand Autumns, Shen Qiao is just the one normal, reasonable person while everyone else is living in a classic Wuxia drama
Basically every book conversation is just this:
Yu Ai: I had to poison you because you disagreed with everything I said, so I deemed you an incapable and naive sect leader! You would bring Mt. Xuandu to ruin!
Shen Qiao: I'm sorry, "had" to? We could've talked things out, y'know, like how normal people settle disagreements, but no, poison was clearly the only option left. You "had" to poison me. Right.
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Yan Wushi: You and I are diametrically opposed. You are weak and undeserving of my attention. You fail to live up to my expectations and bring shame upon your master's legacy. Why would I need a friend like you so presume?
Shen Qiao: I didn't say you needed one, just that that's what I call you. You literally followed me around for months, ate with me, sparred with me, saved my life, and opened my eyes to the outside world... What on earth did you want me to call you that wouldn't be rude?
(Honestly knowing YWS's melodramatic ass, SQ probably just went through a mental list of statuses you could give to someone based on their proximity, realized that YWS is very much an outlier and also very much particular about his titles and general importance, picked "friend" as the safest option.)
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Chen Gong: You look down on me because I'm from poor origins and never had the background or pedigree that you did so you disdain my methods!
Shen Qiao: ... You are holding. A child. Hostage. Literally every time I've met you you're doing something that doesn't agree with my morals and endangering human life. I genuinely do not care about your background, you just happen to be doing something I don't agree with and also tends to end up becoming my problem.
(No really, CG has like such a massive unrequited hatred for SQ while SQ is just lamenting that they somehow always end up meeting at the worst times in the worst places)
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Half of the characters: Look how lowly you've become! From sect leader to boy toy! Everyone point and laugh!
Shen Qiao: Harsh but true, I suppose. Oh well, I should get back to what I'm doing.
David Shrigley, This huge cat (2022)
Everyone prepare the crabs!
This was the thing I needed today
I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING
If he's 'your' fiance why is there a giant statue of me riding him in the middle of the town square 🤨
That's 2am uk time. Guess who's not sleeping tonight
What does “A” Spamton mean??? shouldn’t it be “THE” Spamton??
