"The Movie Doesn't Make Any Sense!!!!" Boy Do I Have News For You About The Games

you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he's like "oh darling, I thought you'd never ask" and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest

I know what I'm going to be doing instead of school work

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

This was the thing I needed today

I FILMED MYSELF READING THIS TWITTER POST AND I HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGHING

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. yuor arms off

2 seconds in and Bulgaria already have a sicl guitar riff. Hell yeah

Homoerotic fighting anime from the director of Free!, Banana Fish, and SK8 

Arajin wants to find a cute girl and lose his virginity, but he is in a universe where every lad is a hottie.

His childhood friend looks like this:

His crush's brother looks like this:

His classmates look like this:

Sussy cafe staff looks like this:

And his crush has eyes only for her brother:

But let's be honest, our main lead has a whole harem awaiting him with open arms (or maybe fists).

really vibing with the lady stood in the back of France's act vougeing

matching icons for you and your bf who likes to beat the shit out of your cousin with you (romantic)

EVERYTHING FOUND ON THE DELTARUNE WEBSITE SO FAR

Everything is found directly from https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/.

https://deltarune.com/icee/ This link leads to a post made by Noelle. At the bottom, it has a link to Dess: https://deltarune.com/december/. The broken link is intentional, because other links that don’t exist on the website lead to the Toby dog sleeping. (ex. https://deltarune.com/anything). This Toby dog also occasionally is seen dancing with maracas. When clicked, it plays a lullaby.

https://deltarune.com/dess/ If the link https://deltarune.com/december/ is changed to https://deltarune.com/dess/, a guitar shows up on screen. When clicked, it plays a song. The website title is “* (It’s a red guitar.)”

https://deltarune.com/code/ Another banner which shows up after https://deltarune.com/icee/ is this website. There’s a comment section, and it seems to be a conversation between  holidaygirl1225 (either Noelle or Dess) and smartgenius5554738292 (probably Berdly) about getting prank called. The sound button plays a Christmas-themed song, similar to jingle bells. If the number after smartgenius’s user is called, it simply gives an invalid number message.

https://deltarune.com/secret/ The third and final banner which rarely shows up leads you here. The second door leads you to a picture of plush Ralsei, and the website is titled “You won!” The seventh door leads to a picture of PIPIS, and is titled “You lost!” The 12th door leads to a picture of an empty gumball machine, and too, says that you won. Door 13 gives you this image, and says you won: 

Credit to https://www.tumblr.com/lofthousezzz for finding this out, but this is a clear reference and screenshot of https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superbad_(website)! Thanks!

https://deltarune.com/chair/ The final door in this section of the website is the 15th, which redirects you to https://deltarune.com/chair/. It’s a blue chair, and when clicked on, it gets all glitchy and an ominous sound effect plays. The website title turns from “But what if it could…” to “… get darker than dark?” Occasionally, if you click it enough, there will be a Spamton eye jumpscare, and the page will close out on itself. When you exit back to the doors page, it’s titled, “You won?”

Oh boy. Mid-post, I stumbled upon about 50 more website redirects. Save me. This next website thread is gonna be a long one, and credit to my friend Rogul for finding it.

When you click on the first shirt in the prizes section, there’s a blue link. It’ll lead you to: https://deltarune.com/ramb/ It seems to be a lonely door in the dark until clicked on, where all the lights turn on and you’re in the Green Room.

When the right door is clicked, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/tv/. The website title is “* It’s off.” and supposedly, there is no way to interact with it.

When the left door is clicked, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/weather/. This includes two new character sprites, and when clicked, it shows this, along with a repeating GIF of them swinging their spears:

Finally, when the star door is clicked, it leads to https://deltarune.com/changingroom/. The title is “(Private…), and when the bath curtain is clicked, it comes up with one of the shadow men screaming in surprise before immediately closing the curtain again. Occasionally, it comes up with a rotating Lancer, and when he is clicked, it redirects to https://deltarune.com/lancer/. This is the equivalent of a Lancer rickroll. Thanks, Toby. When the shadow man is clicked on while the curtain is open, it gives this video at https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/: (I can’t upload the video since I’m posting outside of Beta, but it’s a fight between the fun gang and shadow men. You have to, quite literally, knock their socks off to spare them. They also wear some fancy clothes in the fight.)

https://deltarune.com/sighting/ But wait! There’s more!

If you go to the Spamton toilet paper (never thought I’d be saying that), there’s a link which redirects you to https://deltarune.com/sighting/ in the description. It’s Spamton on the toilet. Yeah, the title is also “SIGHTING 1997″.

https://bluebubble.rodeo/ (EDIT: On the toilet paper, there is also this link printed onto it: https://bluebubble.rodeo/. It leads to these two sprites of Kris and Susie, and the title is “Get ready for 2 minutes of mildly entertaining shoot-out action!”)

Credit to https://www.tumblr.com/cloud-lad for finding this.

https://deltarune.com/dog/ If you do the same but with the Spamton belt thing, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/dog/. This is all it does when you click on it, as well as play some dramatic tunes. The title is “HALL OF FAME”.

The link in the Lancer cookie is simply just another Lancer rickroll. (https://deltarune.com/lancer/)

https://deltarune.com/catpetterz/ This is found when you go into the cardboard box’s description. The music plays some eerie, messed-up version of the game’s theme. Sort of reminds me of the Bad Egg Pokemon creepypasta.

https://deltarune.com/egg/ When you click on “Until one day…”, it leads you to https://deltarune.com/egg/.

https://deltarune.com/man/ Credit to https://noelle-holi-gay.tumblr.com/post/695672563314065408 for finding this secret page! I can’t find the way to get to it, but it exists here: https://deltarune.com/man/. The title is “* (Behind the tree.).”

https://deltarune.com/blink/ They’re also the one who found https://deltarune.com/blink/, which is a gif of Susie blinking. The title is simply “What?” I’m unsure of how they originally got to this, but it can also be found in the description of the 3D celebrity photo cube, as of the 150k mark.

https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/ A new Deltarune donation goal has been unlocked! In the heart locket section, a link leads to https://deltarune.com/kris_dreemurr_kris/, which seems to be posted by Noelle since it has the same title as most of her other account posts. It’s also Kris who plays the piano, probably. The audio is of a piano being played, almost frantically.

I haven’t included the Ralsei Nurse Plush link, and that’s because it’s the fight scene with the shadow men which we’ve already seen. (https://deltarune.com/shadowmen/)

https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/ New donation goal with a new link! At the bottom of the PIPIS bath rug’s description, you can find this link: https://deltarune.com/bluecircle/. The link at the bottom leads to the code page (https://deltarune.com/code/), which we have already found.

https://deltarune.com/the_n3w3st_g1rl_g1rl/ In the description of the 150k Noelle watch, there’s a link which leads here. It’s talking about Kris and Susie’s relationship in Noelle’s point of view.

Is it over? Oh my god, I think it’s over until Toby releases more items with the donation goals. Reblogs are appreciated, and sorry for having to delete my previous post, but it was really glitching out for me. Please, comment if you find anything else! I’ll add it here with credit!

I’ll probably be asleep when we hit the next goals: but don’t worry, I’ll be sure to update it once I wake up before the drawing begins.

LAST EDIT: 9/17/22, 12:09 AM EST