We're Having Sex And You Pull Out At The End To Discover Your Cock Is Entirely Gone, Dissolved (ive Digested

Good Omens 2 was like reading a 100k fanfic in the middle of the night that you realize was left unfinished and last updated 5 years ago, and you are left alone with this earth-shattering cliffhanger

got the template from @oshikasa

Since the original post was probably fake

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This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

idk what traumatized or mentally ill person needs to hear this but dreams (especially the really disturbing ones you dont want to talk about to anybody) arent some deep peek into your psyche or a sign of your True Desires or whatever theyre quite literally your brain making fruit salad with whatever it can find on the shelf. just putting all that shit in a blender and hitting obliterate. its fine, youre fine, youre not a weirdo for it

mr bonzos resume so far:

world renowned children's tv star

pro wrestler

freelance hitman for the uk govt

landlord

interpretive lap dancer

biker!choso but with his hair down

mappa once again showing they love these characters as much as us