I Love The Idea Of Drawing Elves As These Ethereal, Inhuman Figures Sure But At The Same Time Making

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All I'm asking is just once let someone in the movies keep a bad haircut.

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Mario is a slut and a war criminal

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“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”

my french class today was just a debate where the other party screamed ‘eN fAcE a FAcE’ at my side for a good thirty minutes 

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened