[ID: A quick comic done in bright colors of Helen, a woman with long spindly fingers, claw-like red painted nails, and a gray skirtsuit. It also features some random couple she presumably accosted on the street.
Helen, trying to lure the random couple into her yellow murder door: And this is a hellish nightmare death hallway with no way to escape.
Helen: Could be a nursery.
/End ID]
Helen goes back to work and honestly it’s basically exactly the same as before.
“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”
soon the AI pretending to be human will be making scam calls and getting answered by the AI pretending to be human and they’ll have elaborate conversations where they try to tease out whether the other one is really human or not.
I’m ready to Marie Kondo this fucking body. This spine does not bring me joy
What is a DM? A miserable little pile of bad accents
My little army
characters who are loyal
characters who are loyal to the point of being incredibly self destructive
I call them “existential pranks”, and they’re gonna be the next big thing
Showing your favorite song to someone is so embarrassing lol what if I get a bad grade at my own taste and interests....
The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
thatch - they/them i like the sims a lot and also other things sometimes
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