Paper-nightlight - 💫

i see the spine of the world. sparkle and spine, like the inside. i see the spine of the world. i know it’s mine, twisted and tied.

Dragon Age comic covers by Sachin Teng

a mess

peak lesbian wedding gifting I CANT

i know there’s the joke that as kids we thought that the bermuda triangle and quicksand were way more serious than they actually are but you know what else i thought was a notable danger? whirlpools. i thought they just kind of popped up in the ocean randomly and sucked down giant ships to the bottom of the ocean and it was a big problem.

do you know how many recorded cases there have been of whirlpools sucking down large ships? zero. it’s never fucking happened in real life.

a few small haunted houses.

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

Once in middle school my friend Olivia had her phone taken away during lunch, and because she had a bad reputation she couldn’t just go to the office and get her phone back from the principal after lunch. I ended up walking in and asking for her phone back and when the principal asked what my name was, I said “Olivia” because I wasn’t sure if she had her name anywhere on her phone or anything (this was the mid 2000s and at the time it was popular to have a flip phone with a front screen so you could put your name on it)

After I get Olivia’s phone back, my friend and I go to the bathroom because we’re going to skip the last couple classes of the day because we’re awful goblin children. We’re chilling in the bathroom when the gym teacher comes in and sees a skipping class. She proceeds to essentially drag us by the ear to the principal’s office to report us and get a signed up for detention. The principle refers to me as Olivia multiple times during this process. My name is not Olivia. At this point I’m just praying that no one points out the fact that my name is not Olivia and then I can just get my detention to be on my way.

My name discrepancy surprisingly never gets brought up. I couldn’t even imagine the shit that I would be in if they had pointed out that my name was not Olivia.

When I moved on to the high school, the principal came with us and became the vice principal of the high school. he was a friendly guy and would greet students in the hallway every morning. He referred me as Olivia every single time I saw him until graduation when my name was announced, and that it was not in fact Olivia, and as he was helping me down from the stage after getting my diploma I could see the realization on his face that I had basically made him think that my name is Olivia for over five years.

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.