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A Mouthwashing (and How Fish is Made) fansong, unfortunately from Jimmy’s POV mostly, sorry. 🐴 Music and lyrics by me, PhemieC

NOTE: this is my first fansong in five years, and sad to say but my voice has been decimated by illness in the last few years, so please don’t go into this expecting it to sound the same as my old stuff.

That being said, I have released an instrumental version, and I would LOVE to hear covers from other vocalists! Feel free to post and sell if you make a cover as well. <3

LYRICS UNDER CUT

[verse 1] Momma bird sleeping and her nest is empty Pretty and clean I feel the crease of envy Cutting a line right through the sky above me Healthy and green just like a good tree should be Momma bird leaving now her eggs are lonely Out from the underbrush I creep so slowly I’ll lay my own, her home is sound and safe, he’s Grey like a stone among her round blue babies She’ll never tell if she’s a few shells lighter Quick cracking clever comes my little fighter  Babes that feel safer they hatch so much slower Thrown down below then by my own fast grower Momma returns to feed her only child he Smells like a stranger and he cries so loudly Drinks of his fill while I look up on proudly Picking away at the discarded bounty 

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite needs you alive To feed their growing appetite 

[verse 2] Thing crawling thirsty, shared flesh, a blessing Drink of my stagnancy, the taste refreshing Carry a part of me and keep on climbing  Top of the ladder’s just a place for dying Dread in your gullet, ignore it, buddy Lead in the bullet, it’s harmless, mostly Let me consume you, let you defend me Curling protector, my friendly fresh meat Im in control now and I like the feeling I’ll play the role of every wound you’re healing Follow the leader was always my thing Swallow your pills and lay still, unwrithing Master of puppets is my one objective Real apex predators can be selective Relay your message, it won’t stop the spread if I replace your tongue when I open your head up

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite keeps you alive To feed their growing appetite 

[verse 3] My stress relief, she keeps asking questions I can’t believe she thinks I’ll learn her lesson Nothing outside of me will ever get in No mocking birdie with an unblinking grin Four beating hooves, I hate to hear them thunder Trample the metal tomb I’m buried under braying beast, neighing in the womb inside her Breaking its legs to glue you back together

[chorus] What hides inside has the skill to thrive Do you have the will to decide to survive? A parasite needs you alive To feed their growing appetite…

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR CAT AND MOUSE TO UPDATE AND I WAS SO SAD BC I THOUGHT YOU’D ABANDONED IT BUT I’M ABSOLUTELY PSYCHED I HAVENT READ IT YET BUT YOU ALREADY COMPLETELY MADE MY NIGHT THANK YOU 💞💞

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I promise I will not abandon the fic- it is stuck with me now, there is no escape

I'm so sorry that its been so long since the last update,,, I spent waayyy too much time researching about regency era etiquette but it just made my brain mush. I have become too powerful, I am now the keeper of the knowledge of all pointless regency rules

But Aaaaa! Thank you so much for your message youve made my day!!! 💖💞💖

yknow what I think about sometimes?

"children" plural. secret bonus extended sims family. I know he said they weren't close but do you think he has any vague relatives who turned on the tv one day and say "blimey, little cousin jon got himself blown up in a wax museum. not my problem ig."

hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

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Hi! Random mid-westener American here. The whole lemonade vs sprite thing is really confusing. But here's what Americans and south Asia (i think????) think is lemonade.

It's a home made drink made out of lemon juice, water, sugar and sometimes honey. It is pretty sour, yellow (sometimes pink) and not carbonated.

This is European lemonade

To people in america it just tastes like sprite. Its sweet, clear and carbonated. Its normally mixture between lime and lemon.

I know in German soda is called "lemonade" so I get were the confusion comes from.

But basically if it tastes like lemons and it's not carbonated its lemonade.

If it's a mixture of lime and lemon and its carbonated that's sprite .

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

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