Between Hawkeye And The Thunderbolts Trailer Its Been Established In Canon That Yelena Wears Her Widow

When you’re the brawler who has to be carried by your healer best friend

“Oh! Your hosts, you mean?”

Parasite perked up at that, seemingly much more engaged in the conversation and no longer half zoned out as they heard the mention of VICE’S host (One would think that the mention of something so sensitive would make Parasite offended, but oftentimes it had quite the opposite effect).

“Well, Recluse and Bluejay sound like very nice people. Keep them safe and close, if you can.”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

I’m screenshotting that.

You cannot escape. You will never escape this.

meow

I cant believe this actually just happened

“Yes! I’ve met a couple others myself, though, admittedly, we are a bit far and few these days. Most of us tend to stay hidden, though. Many of the people here don’t tend to react well to differences.”

Parasite grinned, before their expression got a bit more worried, almost concerned.

“Your kin were killed?”

A small blob, the size of a subway rat approaches. It is grey, with a full spectrum of colors dancing over it.

“Hello. We I have not met another of my kind before. I am VICE.”

— @bluejayandvice

“Salutations, little one!”

Parasite crouched down to Vice, their eyes wide as they examined the symbiote

“Vice, you say? I’m Parasite. It’s a pleasure meeting another!”

Hey Bucky I just wanna let you know that you’re probably only like the second or third president who’ll get into heaven once you die (objective but like oh well) so uhhh congrats buddy

I don’t have much else to say other than that tho so uhhh please don’t suddenly turn into a muskrat or trumpet we love you <3

Well… that’s one hell of a compliment. Didn’t really expect to be on the ‘Presidents Who Might Actually Get Into Heaven’ list, but I’ll take it.

And don’t worry—I have zero plans of turning into a muskrat or a trumpet. Appreciate the love, kid. Right back at you.

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer and anyone else who wants to interact is welcome to! (No pressure though)

Parasite was, admittedly, panicking.

They were scared. The spider was gone. Their friend was gone.

They were practically vibrating with anxiety as they searched, desperately looking for them. No, no, no, no, I can’t loose another-

They hadn’t bothered to hide in a nonhuman form, hadn’t bothered to take even a bit of precaution as they stood, perched atop a building.

Please… no…

What if they were gone what if they had been disgusted by them what if they were dead what if it’s my fault- Parasite couldn’t take it, couldn’t hold back as they let out a gutteral, alien scream out on the top of their lungs. They whipped around in a wide arc, their tail slamming into the metal railing and their claws painfully tearing into the concrete under them as they fully gave into the overwhelming, suffocating panic.

[IM SO SORRY I FORGOT TO @bluejayandvice ]

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i- DAMN HOLY SHIT BRO

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(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)