Parasite-the-symbiote - A TOTALLY NORMAL HUMAN BEING

I mean… Compared to other congress members (and what a certain trumpeter chose for the department of health and different departments), at least he didn’t actively choose to participate in the war crimes and was not only forced too, but is working to fix it, so like. The bar is on the floor, you gotta understand

I’m asking you guys the same damn question.

So like…

Here’s the thing about media literacy. It’s not explicitly stated, but I feel like you should be able to pick up on the context.

Bucky is totally painted as Sam’s love interest in this film????

The pictures in the office???

The way Sam fondly talks about him???

The scene and the context around Bucky actually showing up?????

Sam telling Ruth to back the fuck off his man?????

Like sambucky is as close to canon as ever. They’re boyfriends.

steve rogers did not spend 3+ movies fucking over the government for people to completely miss the point of captain america. can't wait for sam to continue that tradition and punch the president

Probably foxglove or spider irises, though blue lilies would also be acceptable.

However since I’m not part spider I’m probably (hopefully) not going to die anytime soon, though- if you are part spider, then lifespan is probably more along 47 years, so I take back that statement.

@spidey-official @reallyreallyspiderman @pavbhaji-prabhakar @brooklynsspiderman @brooklynsspiderwoman @definitelynot-peterp4rker tag all the spider-men and women of the multiverse

Loki: So you made a suit for him?

Tony: yes

Loki: and you yelled at him for being reckless?

Tony: yup

Loki: and you saw his picture and figured the universe issue out?

Tony: that's right

Loki: you took care of him... found him as inspiration... and what is he to you?

Tony: just a random spider kid

Loki: ...

Tony: ...

Loki: what's his favourite breakfast cereal?

Tony: fruit loop-

Loki:... rAnDoM sPiDeR kId THATS YOUR SON YOU PATHETIC MORTAL!

@god-of-mischief-mcu @under0-0s @multiverse-peterbparker

Wait, no, I think I’ve heard about it before! It’s what happens when you knock somebody unconscious I think. Not entirely sure though, it may also mean “death?” (Ex; sleeping with the fishies, asleep six feet under, etc etc)

Alright. It is time to go rest. I’ll talk to each and everyone one of you tomorrow and I’m creating something for a few of you. Stay updated and SLEEP! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! SLEEP!

Good night!

“Yeah, that’s pretty much how it works! As for the bonding part, I… Don’t think that would be a very good idea either.”

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

Parasite clung on, feeling bliss for once in their life.

A host! That wouldn’t die or have to be abandoned! They could rest, they could finally rest for now.

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

…Huh.

I’m suddenly somewhat invested in the platypus. Why am I invested in a fictional platypus??? What the fuck???

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”