I Keep On Hearing About Eating The Muskrat! I Haven’t Been Able To Find The One The People Have Been

I mean… Compared to other congress members (and what a certain trumpeter chose for the department of health and different departments), at least he didn’t actively choose to participate in the war crimes and was not only forced too, but is working to fix it, so like. The bar is on the floor, you gotta understand

I’m asking you guys the same damn question.

Reblog or like to be added as a tag to an open rp please I wanna do another open rp please yall

can i call u nicknames???? i can’t think of any but ill do some thinking

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Depends. Most nicknames I’m fine with, I’ve taken all sorts of names that weren’t mine. As long as it isn’t something like “face eater” or “chomper.”

Hey Bucky I just wanna let you know that you’re probably only like the second or third president who’ll get into heaven once you die (objective but like oh well) so uhhh congrats buddy

I don’t have much else to say other than that tho so uhhh please don’t suddenly turn into a muskrat or trumpet we love you <3

Well… that’s one hell of a compliment. Didn’t really expect to be on the ‘Presidents Who Might Actually Get Into Heaven’ list, but I’ll take it.

And don’t worry—I have zero plans of turning into a muskrat or a trumpet. Appreciate the love, kid. Right back at you.

I cant believe this actually just happened

❗a tip

you can always make a boring task more interesting by imagining yourself as a creature while doing it

@official-buckybarnes @spiritarachnid @wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Uhhhh idk what to title this so here take this

(anyone is welcome to fill out the bingo card, just make sure to @/ me in it!)

*Wheelie skips over to the spot that Parasite said and he looks around.*

Heyyyy, I’m here!

*He’s wearing a bright pink unicorn hoodie and pink cargo pants so he shouldn’t be too hard to spot.*

@wheelbarrowofstagefourcancer

Parasite drops from the tree, letting go of the ant they had temporarily grabbed onto.

“Hey! Over here!”

The small alien moved closer, looking up at them.

If Hailee Steinfeld isn’t playing a rich girl named Kate who wears lavender and is an excellent shot…

…then her character is dating a rich girl named Cait who wears lavender and is an excellent shot

But either way, she’s going to get captured by someone called Echo/Ekko

Was relistening to TMA while drawing and suddenly heard the MOST banger line of all time from Micheal and instantly rushed to add it to Parasite’s intro post because HOLY SHIT IT WAS SO PARASITE CODED