Person: I Hate You!

My subordinates think they're all professional as fuck, but when I need things done, they all bitch and make up excuses to not work.

https://www.facebook.com/robertfrank615/videos/1902394196638792/

Glad this guy is as out of touch with stupid, fucking pop-culture/millennial shit as I am.

Is anyone else disturbed by the direction it looks like the political, social, and economic world is heading toward?

Brutal Easter goodies. -z

How long ago should I have died?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-37352326

Guess Russia had to step up its dirtbag game. Not sure I'll ever understand the reason behind being shitty people for the sake of being shitty. Being known as the largest country containing the largest concentration of dirtbags just to remain relevant on the world stage really doesn't make you a worthwhile enterprise. Would do the world a huge favour if you'd just stop.

Life goals

I have decided that I am going to marry into a family the last name Fowler, take their name, and name my kid Bard Ash Moulder Fowler. I'd be such a proud dad.

http://just-another-psych0tic.tumblr.com/

On a scale of 0 to this coffee spill, how are you feeling today?