My OL2 Oc, Who Can Speak Fine Around Girls But Not Around Boys In Step 1, Upon Meeting This New Redhead

My brother told me that he doesn't like talking to others but that he's fine with talking to me because I'm the only person he knows that plays Genshin, but what will he do when he's no longer interested in the game? Will he stop coming by my room? Will he stop texting me memes? Will he stop asking if I want to hear the latest leaks? Will I only see him during dinner when he's home for a break, and then never again?

Interests wane in severity. I know this. How much longer will my brother be friendly before he no longer needs me around to listen to him?

My friend and I decided that in a DSMP Batman AU, BBH would be Bruce Wayne, Sapnap would be Dick Grayson, Skeppy would be Catwoman, and Antfrost would be Alfred.

When will I get to be the sexy villain that lounges on an ornate throne, smirking evilly in a way that makes the protagonist’s mouth go dry as they start to question what they’re willing to risk for a single touch, and at the end I leave my empire to be with the protagonist but I never leave my evil ways behind and they still accept me for it because I want to live in that world

My little brother would honestly make such a good media star.

Podcast host? Yas queen, he got the voice, he got the humor.

TV show star? Obviously. He’s got the looks and the friend group. His hair, his style, his monologues, his creativity.

YouTuber? Believe me, everyone would be simps. They’d be making TikToks rating his laugh and his singing and make “out of context” clip channels.

Today I learned that my friend has a Tumblr account, and this is a problem because if I ever mention having one, she might ask for it. The problem is that I have mentioned her on my account. The problem is that I really don’t want her knowing what I wrote.

I mostly just want to go to sleep. Also to watch Legally Blonde, but mostly to go to sleep.

Bruh I'm so platonically in love and simping so hard for my best friend how do I handle this

Every time I see a little girl and her dad happily talking to each other in Spanish, I have to fight back tears so hard because it always reminds me of my dad. He’s not dead or anything like that, I just really love my dad.

@duskianfae YOU GET IT. No because listen, that was almost exactly my thought process.

I see your "Kaveh gets hurt and Alhaitham is forced to face his feelings and confesses before it's too late", but I raise you: "Alhaitham gets hurt and confesses because he's too out of it to have the filter that's usually keeping him from complimenting Kaveh at every turn"