Yesterday, I Drew A Horse

rb if you think asexual people are cool

Fucking god, how do I do tests about my native language worse than tests about english.

I speak russian from my birth, how did I get 3/20 on a test made out of 2 types of same questions.

Am I cooking, chat?

These are dumplings with buffalo cheese, ketchup, mayio, garlic sauce, black pepper and dill.

Kittykittykitty

hey, can my cat stay on your blog for a little while?

i'm going out of town for the night and could use someone to watch her

MANKIND IS DEAD

BLOOD IS FUEL

HELL IS FULL

BABA IS YOU

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone’s life? A coworker can be like “I’ve missed seeing you” and I’m just like “???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? I affect things??? W h a t ? ? ?”

i have a weak spot for main leads/chosen ones/ heroes who are just so miserable. sopping wet messes forced to reanimate themselves over and over and over again because if they were to fall so do the people clinging onto them for hope.

oh but only if they could.

oh to be lying in a puddle of your own blood and daydreaming/fantasizing this as the last time youll have to close your eyes

Sometimes I really want to post my silly low effort hobby photography. But I live in constant fear of what if some geoguesser guy decided they hate me. Can't even post cloud pics because I'm like well there's a non zero chance there's Some Guy out there who would be like "well based on the time you posted your last 500 posts I can deduce your rough timezone, and estimate the time of day that you took this picture from the position of the sun and length of shadows. From that estimate it can be narrowed even farther based on the tree visible in the bottom corner, as this species is primarily found in the eastern west of the northern south. After that it's as simple as looking at my 6 websites for niche hobbyists with 24/7 recordings and archives of satellite cloud images. From the data I already have it's easy to narrow my search, and then all i have to do is simply check through the remaining possible areas for which one matches the clouds in your photo. So you see, from this it's easy to see you live in Fucksville, on Eat Shit Island. And I am going to mail you loose ants."

I need 14 hours of sleep to function at least a little bit beter

Why he looks like he's about to be cooked