From Now On Your Tumblr Nickname Is Whatever You Get From This Sexual Identity Generator  ☆

I hope my death will be extremely painful, so it would hurt less in hell.

Maybe because I needed a homunculus for a board game I am making?

Im getting freaky with my homunculus.

Im exploring his vitals.

ive decided big man's name real name is Roger Manta. Manta because he's from the Manta clan from that one sunken scroll. Roger because its funny

Real observations since I started wearing a wizard hat daily:

- Brim is so wide that I stay BONE DRY taking walks in the rain

- Brim can be positioned to block the sun from ever getting in my eyes AND keeping it off the back of my neck

- The pointed top part creates an air pocket, keeping my head from getting hot or squishing my hair as it might in a ball cap

- Hat can easily be pulled down over the tips of my ears without looking dumb, protecting them from wind chill

- Strangers say they like my hat, giving me the chance to tell them that I am a wizard

- When you’re wearing a wizard hat, ALL OTHER FASHION CHOICES become secondary, allowing you to branch out with style

Embrace ego death. Stay protected from all elements. Wear a wizard hat.

Guys do you think they will allow me to write exams with a quill?

No, I don't have a black ballpoint pen. I have only one and its running low.

This is the worst April fools day ever.

I wore my silliest tie, but all I got was enormous amounts of stress and bad news.

Spread the unreachable!

Babybel wrapper and bubblegum

@danndeemo + everyone who wants to join

guess who made one of those ask game things :] yknow cause why not

you know the drill

Reblog for sample size

I GOT RICKROLL FOR A GENDER

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.