Okay I Just Need To Know Because Im Pretty Sure Road Trips Are Like, Inherently American

Let me contribute with a quick sketch for the pink blue cop that’s going around Twitter. Let my king shine he feels Bonita

The break up has been hard 😔 lost everything to a truck homewrecker… just needs some ice cream and some heartbreak music rn. “Why is Soundwave wearing makeup??” Where do you think Frenzy got it from 🙄 just happens to be that Soundwave wears a mask regardless if he’s got it on

Yknow, at least the high command is accepting of him wearing makeup 😌 serving the decepticon cause one way or another

I think im going insane.

“I did not see God,” Yuri Gagarin’s transmission read. When the base objected, he clarified: “No, you don’t understand. My ship crashed into God. He’s currently unconscious and the angels are panicking. What do I do?”

im doing a half day at work and then going home to my parents to hang out with my dog while i study and i literally have to bring 3.5 bags. what the hell man

proficient in using ranged and deranged weapons

Thats the homunculus btw

Im getting freaky with my homunculus.

Im exploring his vitals.

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