I’m So SICK Of People Telling Me That Trans People Aren’t In Danger Just Because We’re Not Actively

me and my therapist came up with this idea of if something is bad or destructive it "spreads like wildfire", but if its beneficial or creative or just good it "spreads like wildflowers", this could already exist im not sure

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

Bob's Ask Time! Gut reaction or thoughtful response: You decide!

favorite business owner

favorite carnie

favorite student

favorite teacher

favorite unaffiliated

business owner: edith and harold. joint package. i love them so much. they always make me giggle and they do genuine care about the belcher family as much as they pretend to hate them

carnie: mickey. enough said.

student: jocelyn or sam. i love jocelyn like the stupid blonde stereotype is so fire

teacher: ambrose or labonz. both make me laugh so hard but labonz also really cares about her students. ambrose and frond need to make out fr

other than the belcher, nat or trev are probably my favorites. they’re so silly and queer and i love them

guys brilliant au idea but i cant draw so if anyone who can draw sees this feel free to draw smth based off it

its vaguely like the fresh meat au except bob and linda get arrested. hear me out.

the family is still technically a cannibal family but the kids dont know. bob and linda put human meat in the burgers, all their food, they kill and slaughter people, but the kids have no idea this is happening. when tinas 11 (genes 9, louise is 7), bob and linda get arrested for killing people and eating them. the kids are then in and out of orphanages and the streets, and tina has to spend some time in a hospital because of mental illness, but eventually mickey and the other carnies take them in for good. the au takes place two years after the show does (louise is 11, gene is 13, tinas 15 in high school), and the kids are trying to lead normal lives in carniapolis.

individual characters

mickey - their main father figure, the kids live in his trailer, hes still a sort of sketchy guy but has a fairly stable job and loves the kids, a really good guy, not very different from the show but is more worried about the kids now, especially tina because she remembers everything

louise - big goof, kind of a hooligan, wears pajamas pretty much everywhere, still wears her hat, a lot less socialized, curses way too much, has a lot of flashbacks of her parents in her nightmares, sleeps really poorly, a lot more messy, starts play fights a lot more, still close with rudy when she comes back to middle school, clings to tina and misses her at school, all the kids are fluent/semi-fluent in a couple of languages but because she's been speaking spanish since she was seven, she speaks in mostly spanglish now, punk and 2000s emo fan, same sorta relationship with mickey that she had with linda, her parents kind of feels like ghosts that never even had the respect to haunt her

gene - a lot like louise he is also a little more punkish, only eats junk food, sisters have to force him to shower, still plays his little casio but its a lot more decorated and falling apart, kept one of lindas scarves and wears it everywhere he goes, snores loud as FUCK, even worse at reading rooms, met alex and courtney and are close with both of them, also knows spanish but is also fluent in russian because of a carnie named Georgi (doesnt exist but i made them exist), he picked it up so fast!! (ref to eugene mirman), listens to classic hiphop and jazz, close with mickey in the way he was close with bob, remembers his parents fairly well but feels more upset theyre gone than mad at what they did

tina - pretty similar to her original character, just more emotionally muted, like similar to the first seasons but maybe more angry, pretty blank and silent until shes around her siblings, then she gets more animated and seems a bit happier, remembers all of it the most, learned to be a really good fighter, incredibly strong but too thin, gives most of her food to louise and gene, very messy oversized clothes, sweaters and jewelry she made herself, cries in her sleep, when she goes back to school (she's the last to do so), all her old friends (jj, zeke, jocelyn, tammy, susmita, etc.) sit next to her silently and act like she was always there (shes so grateful they never treated her differently even after everything), knows a lot of languages, fluent in english and spanish very good at mandarin knows a little bit of italian and knows every russian curse word, listens to riot grrrl and old hippie rock mickey showed her, very close with all the carnies, especially a lady named Bernie (also does not exist in canon, i made her up), remembers everything, still loves her parents more than anything, just wants them back in her life

bob and linda - in prision, rotting like the people they killed, as much as i love them in canon, this version of them deserves to rot

I don't think anyone's experienced pure joy until they've dyed their hair while watching Bob's burgers. I may be a loser but I am free

slowly falling off my bobs burgers game by obsessing over sam and bucky. this is all you’ll hear from me for the next weeks. i will be thinking about falcon and the white wolf instead of working.

sometimes i get really depressed but right now im sitting in the bed friends bathroom taking a shit while hearing them scream at markiplier to keep moving away from glamrock chica and everything feels pretty okay

LINDA MENTIONED IN SNL LAST NIGHT AND IN THE LADY GAGA EPISODE GAY RIGHTS

reminder that there is a timeline in which bob belcher is a famous, incredibly hot, himbo of a secret agent (code name duchess) with retrograde amnesia who is a stepdad to the kids for 2 months, doesn't know tinas name, speaks russian and kills 4 KGB agents in the restaurant, running away from the family so they don't get killed. he then immediately forgets them. just putting out the fact that the kids watch their dad kill 4 people in front of them and never see him again <3