No, That’s Wild

Okokok last one I promise…

@i-love-zelda-16 did you know that goron teens can be quite fiery tempered because of their goromones?

I’m so sorry *laughs uncontrollably*

when Ganondorf exercises…

does he get…

Ganondorfins?

yk, like endorphins?

lol my sense of humor is so messed up 😅

Sora with a trans patch hell yeah

morons

As someone who doesn't believe in the ao3 author curse, I can confidently say that it's a thing. Like yeah correlation/causation but I will say it's funny to blame my hyperfixations for my life becoming about as dramatic as a fic.

I also happen to be a sucker for angst, whump, and comfort so hell yeah I'd love to read whatever it is you want to post. Don't let the curse scare you! I promise it's probably just coincidences!!!

so I write. like a lot. I just don’t post it, but I’m considering doing so. (not on ao3, just on tumblr) (i don’t want the curse lol)

the fic i’m currently working on rn is about 30k words. it’s about the chain getting possessed, because we love some good angst, whump, and comfort :D

Please. I don’t care if you thought my writing was trash. You can tell me everything’s out of character. The reason why I post stuff is for the vague sense of human connection. Spam me with questions about the fandom. Write an essay in the comments about how I’m wrong. Send an ask just geeking out about the fandom with me. I literally don’t care just saying anything will make my entire week.

Do y'all ever read a fic so good that it makes you want to elevate your own craft and also befriend the writer? It's almost like, "Hi! You write so well that you've inspired me to embark on a creative training arc. Also, can I yell about the character in your dms because you get it?"

Quality screenshots right here. I will do all of the above if any of them die lmao.

Ravio! Technically CPR certified but the odds I’ll be useful and not a useless mess having a panic attack in the corner… actually I don’t know. I also don’t really wanna find out.

Where are you on a scale from Ravio to Hyrule?

art included by @/linkeduniverse

I feel so called out and seen by this

Talking with writers online

Their stories: Amazing grammar, soaring vocabulary, beautiful imagery and prose which flows like a river.

In chats: no capitalisation or punctuation, swears like a sailor, misspellings everywhere, acronyms and abbreviations every five words, idek

@aaa-batteryy I had no idea other people watched House. Mind blown. And not because my neurons are fried.

You've infected me with a new blorbo. Im going to be so normal about House (blatant lie).

I blame you for this. Thank you.

YAYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!! i will accept the blame eagerly and with great pride

The cloak moving in the wind??? The lighting??? The GRASS?????

field

i genuinely thought 'wildflower' was the funniest possible ship name for botw/totk link and zelda until i realized there's literally a flower in game called 'silent princess' lmao