Thanks, Tumblr Sex Bots, For Spontaneously Getting So, So Much Worse. Prolly Not Gonna Use This Website

truly, no harsh noise project can ever approach the sheer auditory torture of existing in the same room as someone scrolling tiktok, like professional bad sound engineers couldn't make a listening experience this unpleasant if they tried

From catgirl Izutsumi's chapter in the Adventurer's Guide for Dungon Meshi:

Laois doesn't clock that what's acceptable to do with a cat isn't acceptable to do with a teenage girl, so Chilchuck, father of daughters, accepts that he must suffer if he doesn't want anything else Weird going on.

Gender-fluid meal plan

non-binary breakfast

gay lunch

girl dinner

How do you heat water? Well, back at home my family had one of those office-quality water coolers with a cold button and a hot button- and the hot button was automatically steaming so I typically just used that. Otherwise I am a filthy water microwaver.

Do you have a pen cup? If yes, what is the most non-pen item in it? Nope, I have a single mug and it is for water. Love me some water. I have so, so many pencil cases though- which make for ample pencil holders. 

Do you have a favorite utensil? Tell me about it! I don’t think my single mug counts…. I do have a nice pair of wooden chopsticks! They came with a deluxe pack of microwave ramen my folks got for me for Christmas. They pick up less than a fork, so they’re better used for meals I want to savor. 

I wanna know about your socks. Do you not wear socks? Do you wear cool socks? Are they utilitarian? Socks are the most colorful part of my wardrobe. Which is ironic bc most of the time they’re covered by black cargo pants. I like funny socks- I had a pair of burger socks a few years ago that I absolutely adored- and currently I’ve got a pair with snails on ‘em that are prolly my favorite. I don’t sleep with socks on, but otherwise I wear ‘em everywhere. Sockless shoes just kinda make me uncomfortable.

What's the highest hotel/building floor you can take standing on a balcony? Good question- i never really tested it. I don’t tend to test my luck with railings, since any height of fall could prolly hurt me pretty bad. 

Tags.... tags.... uhhhhhhh @aetto @the-necrobotanist @moon-meryl @catth3w @misssunnylemon

different kind of tag game

Thanks for the tag @twinkboimler !

all these things are like what do you read/watch/listen to.

my friends, we are on tumblr. i know this shit about you. you post about it fucking constantly.

i wanna know random shit. so here goes.

How do you heat water? If it's for tea then I prefer to use a kettle, but we don't have one, so I've had to resort to using the microwave.

Do you have a pen cup? If yes/what is the most non-pen item in it? I actually don't have one! I just use a pencil case and the pockets of my bag to carry pens. I think the least pen item in there is probably my USB with Windows 11 downloaded onto it, which I used to use to reboot my computer when its hard drive got jostled out of place.

Do you have a favorite utensil? Tell me about it. We have a very random assortment of utensils in my apartment, but I tend to prefer a medium (not too small, not too big) light-weight fork. I cant think of any specific preferences past that and not liking spoons.

I wanna know about your socks. Do you not wear socks? Do you wear cool socks? Are they utilitarian? I'm a bit anti-sock, so I wear the same white and grey ankle-length socks every day. If I'm cold I have fuzzy socks, and if I'm going out into the cold I have thick socks, but I've not seen snow in years so those have been unloved recently.

What's the highest hotel/building floor you can take standing on a balcony? I actually get anxious about staying on the first floor of buildings/hotels because of the worry of break-ins! I grew up visiting NYC so I've never minded tall buildings, and I find really tall balconies fun to look out from.

Tag five people to learn actual things about them: @mungeonxdaster @maj0rmayhem @chickencowcow @personwho1s @in-love-and-jeph

An absolutely terrifying image I had in a dream

Regular World

Yesssssss (Iterator pictured is Something Wanders Through The Wetland)

Hello everyone!

It’s with great pleasure that I’m here to announce the very first Iterator Picrew!

Comes with numerous custom colors, forehead symbols, creatures, and much more. Please enjoy~!

I made this all by myself so I’d appreciate if you could share it around! :D

Picrew

Iterator Picrew

Hi and welcome to the first Iterator Picrew!! - feel free to use as icons, character references, or any other non-commercial purposes -

And the alt version

Commission finally done. This was v fun.

YEAAAAAAAAAAA COLIN MENTION WE COLIN FANS TAKE OUR CRUMBS

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

This drip is so real....

hehehe

Takoroka Nylon Vintage real