Generous African Grey Parrot Shares Food Tokens With Another Parrot So They Can Both ‘Buy’ Walnut

When I was in eleventh grade my hs biology teacher talked about wolves and started explaining how the internal social hierarchy in wolf packs is based on strength and how they are lead by alpha wolves. I raised my hand and told her that was bullshit and when she didn't believe me I started quoting the national environmental protection org website to her, at which point she stopped argueing. After this incident my grades in the class were never as good as before.

when i was a kid i got a 90% on my kindergarten "what are your favorite things?" test because for the question "what is your favorite animal?" i wrote down "puma" and it got marked wrong because my teacher said a puma isnt even an animal its a kind of shoe

I would die for goth bridget

Goth Bridget redesign that I've meaning to do for like 2 years~

bc you're sweet and cute and caring and fun to talk to

Yes.

Thanks but why you like me

casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now

saw this on tiktok and knew u freaks would love it

"system shock" yea we got a shock when we realised we were a system that's normal I think

Singlets will think having headmates is this horrible thing or whatever but really the worst part is when you don't hear from them

Someone did call us a petting zoo a few days ago. So many animals in that head.

Please consider: Trans girl petting zoo.

Aren't you Australian? Shouldn't there be plenty of very dangerous spider girls out there to toy with a cute little bee like you?

THERE FUCKING SHOULD BE!