“you just want all the female characters you like to be lesbians” yes?
“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.
“tits or ass?” thiiiiiiiighs. dreamy sigh. doesn’t matter how big or small, how muscular or chubby, doesn’t MATTER I will BITE THEM. CHOMP. you will have to pry me off with several peoples’ help. even then I’ll go kicking and screaming.
x reader? No thank you, I’m reading this fanfic to dissociate, actually. If i wanted to think about me, I’d— you know what, i got nothing here. I NEVER want to think about me.
after everything else you posted today I get why specifically fujishi hatsune miku is on here lol
Ranking fictives people suggested I might have but haven't actually made themselves known, based on how much my gender aligns with them
Pomni
Toadette
Kagamine Rin
Spirit Tracks Zelda
Fujoshi Hatsune Miku
Rose Lalonde
Iono Pokemon
Futaba Sakura
Rei Ayanami
Honey-senpai OHSHC
Dark Pit
some of you really are just absolutely adorable, you know that? some of you have spent so much time just thinking about being clicker trained you already see my clicker as a reward. it probably would be incredibly easy for me to make that stick with some training, want to find out?
casual survey: reblog if you want to kiss a girl right now
coming onto tumblr and almost immediately across the endo/trauma syscourse is very fascinating bc like it's such a typical internet discourse? like a bunch of people making up words that don't mean anything just so they can get mad at people and play trauma olympics is so absurd you probably counld come up with it lol anyway don't let anyone tell you your experiences are not valid etc fuck sysmeds
Everyone's like "The new Pope isnt welcoming to gay people and has covered up child abuse" like. Fork found in kitchen?
trying to explain to an older transfem that you’re not cute and aren’t deserving of love and she just casually sticks her hand in your mouth before you can articulate your point. you start drooling.
under transfem supremacist communism the sleepy tgirls will be placed into enormous cuddle piles where everyone will be held and loved and petted and praised
that princesses attitude is a facade btw, what she wants more than anything is for her knight to push her against a wall with her hands held helplessly above her head while her knight makes out with her and slowly slips her hands under her—oh fuck what was i saying
Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.
that's a mood
Why must women who want me live so far away.......
death barter is a legit interesting worldbuilding idea lol
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
HEARTBREAKING: band you just discovered doesn't have any other songs that sound like that
Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.
Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.
Asking a girl if she wants to make out and she nods excitedly then turns her head for you to kiss her cheek.
Saw this in my local park this morning
internet friends are kinda like illegally downloaded friends. you don’t get the physical copy but you still get all the great content
If you’re suffering from depression and are looking for a sign to not go through with ending your life, this is it. This is the sign. We care.
If you see this on your dash, reblog it. You could save a life.
"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"
I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???
ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!
and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!
it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one
EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol
EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez
they had forgotten about bisexuality ;-;
the fact that the bottom part of this was cut off and reposted and and almost nobody knew is one of the biggest cases of bi erasure in history
Potatoes I guess? Wild
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
Mike’s flaccid lemonade