Ok Ok I’ll Do The Thing!! I Ought To Go On A Date With Him First Though

awwww cute snek

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

“i am my fathers daughter” and it’s chat noir on the screen, falling on the ground. oh boy do i have the feeling they know exactly what they were doing

not me reading cat noir angst while I wait for the minecraft movie to start

Peter Birkhäuser

ugh. forget everything i’ve ever said. unless you thought it was smart or funny in which case remember it forever

When my friend’s mom is mutuals with me so I can’t repost the muppet joker anymore

true form of God

Reblog if you support asexuals and aren’t a COWARD

RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!

I want a snail now

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

i said what I said