STOP I MISS VEGASPETE SO MUCH WTFFFFF

Reading a Terry Pratchett book is literally just: Here's a funny little joke Here's something that you can tell is a joke but don't get and will only figure out five years later Here's a surprisingly cool fantasy concept Here's a unique and well written simile Here's a lil guy Here's something that has aged depressingly well into the modern day Here's something that has aged remarkably queer into the modern day Here's a character that you can barely understand what he's saying Here is the most terrifying and deeply disturbing concept you have ever heard, casually mentioned Here is the dumbest fucking pun you've ever heard but in the best way Here is a quote so profound that it makes you view morality and the world in a different way Here is a plot twist that you can't tell if it's genius or stupid Congratulations! You've finished the book! It has fundamentally changed you as a person and you will never be the same!

horses scare me

I hate horses.

Cant believe the audacity of Tumblr user Idespisehorses.

Better hope user Ilovehorses doesn’t see this.

is this how i sound when i'm talking to my friends about finding new rocks

Dont you want the treasure? You want the treasure huh little pirate boy? little pirate man? yeah? you want my little bitty treasure huh???? You want to adventure like the little itty bitty pirate man you are huh???

i love making things for people, no matter what it is. i'm currently making a gift for my colour guard mom for homecoming that's glow in the dark origami stars, a friendship bracelet that also has beads that spell out her name, a letter explaining everything (the colours i chose for the bracelet, the story hehind the stars, etc), and a poem i'm writing for her. everything except the basket it's all in is completely handmade/handwritten, the only thing that was bought was the notebook (one of my school notebooks) that i got the paper for the letter and poem from

y'all is it bad if my injured hand is like,, freezing when the other one is just cold and the injured one is super pale (like,, even paler than it was pre-injury)

Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out : Iliad edition

one of my ligaments is already fractured pls don't hurt the rest

your ligaments

There are two upcoming Blackwater events if you would like to see ren and I discuss our graphic novel!

UW Bookstore Event:  Print: A Bookstore Event:

RAHHHHHHHHH

now, you may be wondering if there was anything on that tree. well, i'm sure you'll be pleased to know that there was, in fact, a branch on that tree. and on that branch that was on that tree that was in that rare, rattlin' bog, there was a twig.

once upon a time.....

there was a tree. you'll never guess where that tree was...... in a bog. but, you see, this was not your average bog. no, it was a rare bog. some would even call it a ratlan bog.