Today I Found Out That Yarners Think Crocheting Socks Is Subversive And Controversial And I Just…on

everyones talking about rip midoriya ‘cause he’s dealing with all the family drama, but no. no.

RIP in fucking pieces Manual: The motherfucking Normal Hero who did not sign up for keeping up with the todoroki’s, OR bakugou’s swiss cheesery eureaka moment, OR aizawa’s tis but a scratch leg removal OR midoriya’s double whammy chamber of secrets-esque arm deboning shenanigans and his avatar cycle bending battle with shigaraki. Not to mention last time he was near a UA intern, that kid went to fucking murder someone, and guess what, manual has to deal with him right now too.

ALLURA: Hello Keith can I pet your wolf?

KEITH: Yea sure whatever

ALLURA: *Kneels down next to the Cosmic Wolf and runs her hand through the fur on its back*

ALLURA: WOW. Such Floof. Much Wolf. So Amaze.

KEITH: ...what

LANCE: *Dying of laughter in the distance*

its been like a year or two in space surely lance has taught allura some dumb meme phrases……she listens to the mice gossip and tells them “inch resting…” at the midday meal once everyone’s seated she exclaims “bone app the teeth!” before digging in……..lance loses his shit every time

JARED???????

Give him a break. The boy never interacted with people before and he has a shit dad. He probably just assumed that’s how normal interaction worked

okay but todoroki’s first actual conversation with deku still is the most hilarious shit. he just pulls this one kid in class he’s never talked to before to a corner and asks him if all might secretly fucked his mom, just like that. icon.

OMG send me puns!! or silly jokes i need to hear them

LET THEM BE HAPPY TOGETHER

TELL HIM HE’S LOVED

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

That gap I-

Since you guys like my male name list, here are some vintage girl’s names from old historic documents, recently updated:

(Sorry I listed the name origin/individual’s place of birth on some and not others.)

My content gets shittier every day.